A typical timewaster

In my line of work I run into all sorts of timewasters. Let me share this IM conversation from today. I was sitting in my booth at 'Playtime' when I received an instant message from a guy that apparently had previously 'friended' me.

Punter: hello
Tsai Cheng: hi takumfaiz, how are you?
Punter: great
Punter: you
Tsai Cheng: good! thank you
Tsai Cheng: youŕe in for some hot fun dear?
Punter: i like to see you yes
Tsai Cheng: ok my rates are 1000 for 30 mins
Tsai Cheng: 500 for 15
Punter: maybe
Tsai Cheng: maybe?
Tsai Cheng: maybe you get laid?