Saying goodbye to my old house

I am not sure if I can look it up in my blog, or maybe in old pictures, but I must have lived in this house at Street Whores since at least 2013, maybe even 2012 or '11. That is 6 or 7 years, a long time to live in a house in Second Life. So I will surely miss it.

I decided to make a few photo's of the place...

I've lived here for 6 or 7 years, now it's time to move.

Street Whores is moving - Part 2

The new region for Street Whores, whose location I will reveal later, looks very much like the old one, but the shopping area will be redesigned. The current shopping square has not been functioning for a long time now and it was definitely due for an overhaul.
Because of this, my old corner house, 3 stories big and revised several times over the years I have been living in it, will not be there anymore either. That's the sad part of the story. The good part is: I will now be a neighbour of whores like Mel and Kath, the long-time renters and veterans of the alley. Add me to this slippery row of tenants and you will know where to look next time you visit Street Whores.

There's a lot of work to be done to my new house still and for at least the coming week my old house will still be around, but the bed is already there. So everything should be set for action.

Meanwhile, Whotter is very active too. He is a bit sad that he will have to give up his current shop space for his fish and chips restaurant, but he's showing himself the little entrepreneur too in the process. I am not sure what he plans to do with his fish and chips business, but here you see him chat up Agua, thinking that there might be some space left in the moving truck that carries her things.

Pro Tip 10: Fay: don't be fucking pushy with guys

Would you take advice from a girl who has that much cash stashed away in her cleavage? Well... I would, so I asked Fay Fire for a Pro Tip.

Fay Fire (fayna): You see guys landing here all the time... 3 whores greet him and tell him shit... Guy leaves 10 secs later... Why?
Tsai Cheng: I do the same in a clothing store, I want to look around quietly before I commit.
Fay Fire (fayna): Because he just can't bother wasting time having a conversation with multiple girls.... They come here in first place to avoid having to work on a conversation... Why would people think they want 4... I just dont get that
Tsai Cheng: Hmmm.
Fay Fire (fayna): In my experience... You do better if you stay totally silent and let the guys talk first.
Tsai Cheng: Yes, or give them a lead and see if they react. But don't overdo it.
Fay Fire (fayna): Then you engange in a convo... because the guy already showed you he wants a convo.
Tsai Cheng: If nothing comes back, stay put.
Fay Fire (fayna): And yes, it is like shopping: nothing bothers more a guy in a shop that getting "help" he didn't ask in first place.
Tsai Cheng: Hmm.
Fay Fire (fayna): Some might want you being super pushy... and that is fine, and you should be pushy with those... but many use that method as default.. and law of chances says it is a bááááád idea.

Street Whores is moving

 The other night I received a notecard from one of the owners of Street Whores, Elvira. It mentioned that great things were about to happen. Let me copy-paste the text here:

"Street Whores will be MOVING from our dear old crowded and laggy parcel in Wirtz to a whole sim of our own.  See attached texture for details.

We won't be moving for a couple of weeks yet (16th September) but meanwhile Suzi Ah is working frantically to finish construction in the new sim.

Your favourite filthy rough sex destination will all be there but
Bigger, better and less laggy. The ultimate British themed red light district :-)

Real prostitutes, a range of the best tarts in SL who'll chat and flirt with you men :-) There's a girl for all tastes.

The best hot sex facilities in SL whether in the alley for a quickie or in the girl's whorehouse or in one of the themed skyboxes.

Hot cheap sluts for all tastes.

Passion, filthy sex anything goes and no strings attached.

The old place is still open so drop in and chat with the tarts. Hope to see you in the new sim in a couple of weeks
xoxoxo
Elvira"

Whotter came to me somewhat concerned after he saw the signs in the street. Apparently he can read them and he is afraid his fish will be rotten after a long trip in a moving van. I don't understand his concerns really, it's not like the fish of his restaurant was fresh in the first place...