Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The bored whore song




Me: "La la la la"
Me: "It's the bored whore song!"
Punter: "Elmo's song"
Me: "Maybe Elmo is a bored whore?"
Hooker one: "Well, he is so skinny, he should be bored.."
Me: "Elmo might have the money to hire one of us.."

It must be awfully boring in Sesame street, without the hookers...

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