Blogger's new adult content ban - this virtual hooker will move her ass to a new platform

Those poor boys at Google will have to manage without me soon...

Today my friend Suzi, owner of my whore street, pointed me to the new policy on adult content that Blogger will have. Well... policy on... they will effectively ban it, since from March 23rd onwards blogs containing adult content will only be visible to their owners. “If your existing blog does have sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video, your blog will be made private after March 23, 2015,”Google says in a news release. “No content will be deleted, but private content can only be seen by the owner or admins of the blog and the people who the owner has shared the blog with.”

This might be one of my last raunchy images on Blogger...

I'm not writing stuff to place it on the internet for just me. If I did that I could have kept it on my harddisk, or in a diary. So I will have to look for a new place to tell you folks about my little whoring adventures in the virtual world.

Would Wordpress work? Any suggestions?

Desperate street whores

One of my friends in Secondlife is a shopkeeper. She has a small shop she rents at Street Whores - Town Square. Veteran users of SL know that escorts buy a lot of clothing. They're good customers. So why not open a shop in a 'naughty neighbourhood'?

Whoring is a waiting game. A good hooker knows this.

One of the things shop owners do is paying rent. For this reason they teleport in and out of regions where they have a shop. On such an occasion, my friend mentioned to me, she was contacted in IM by a prostitute offering her services. She thought it was kind of funny, paid her rental box and left the scene.

Street whores hanging out at the teleport point in Wirtz region, Secondlife.

It is actually against the rules of the place to send instant messages to incoming men. The reason is obvious: there are mostly several girls around. IF they all behave like this, every incomer will be greeted with multiple IM windows popping up. Many people don't like this, so they will choose to leave and possibly not visit the place again. Second life's history is full of nightclubs that were killed by their own staff in this fashion. A famous example from the past is Escort Alliance, a place 'for escorts, run by escorts' that first became hugely popular and then lost all of it's clients due to the aggressive fight for clients by it's escorts.

Also the quiet hours can actually bring a hooker good business

For an experienced hooker it's not a good tactic to send unsollicited IM's to every man that comes in. She will want to build up a base of steady clients who are happy with her service and keep coming back. Earning a quick buck right now, but loosing your workplace and income in the long run is not an option for her.

Pregnancy roleplay and prostitution in Secondlife

You can use protection what you want, but being a street whore is risky at times. One of the risks of course is pregnancy. Especially when you have clients who insist on sex without a condom.

Some of them like to play with pregnancy HUDs like the Mama-Allpa system. The whole idea is that a woman risks getting impregnated after unprotected sex. And then... well you get a baby after a while. It sounds weird for a prostitute, but I have one of these tools. There are good clients out there, men, who like pregnancy roleplay. In various forms. Some of them like to populate SL with babies and abandon their mothers, others like to play father.

Through this system I got my baby too. His father was a furry, an otter, so you can imagine breast feeding was a challenge. My friend Stephanie liked Whotter so much that she now more or less adopted him. He even calls her 'mama'. And, yes, what does he say to me, his biological mother? Yes, he calls me 'whore'.

Whotter knows one more word already. That's the word 'fish'. He seems to be very happy that his new adoption mother has a fish store....

Valentine's dance with street whores

The Valentine's Day event was a big success last night. Both Suzi Ah and Rachael Ezvalt were DJ'ing. The music was great and nicely varied. We all had bunches of fun. Of course that means I don't have much interesting to tell, as I suspect you want to read about some nasty or failed adventure. Alas! I even won the second prize for 'best in theme'. My friend Stephanie, who had gone out of her way to make something of her appearance, won first.

The next morning we both logged on at about the same time, with the same question: what am I going to wear? We both seemed to have a hangover and the mess from the party wasn't cleaned up yet, especially the fish, left in the open air overnight in Stephanie's fish car, gave the place a bad smell.
After dressing up we hurried to move our asses (and the teleport point to the town) away from the party location. Leaving the cleaning work to others...

Valentine's Day - party with street whores!

What would you do on Valentine's Day? Go for a romantic dinner? Make a cake?

You could do this of course. But you can also party with street whores tonight, from 1PM Secondlife time onwards. You can even bring your girlfriend to the party. If you insist...

Here's the SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wirtz/136/84/55

Angel and Devil ready for Valentine's Day

I ran into Billijo this morning at the square. Like me, she has been preparing for Valentine's Day. It's one of the occasions in Secondlife when you can really dress up your avatar. The next one will be St. Patrick's day, always a popular SL holiday. Naturally nothing in the virtual world beats Halloween, but that's another story...

So, while I rambled on I almost forgot to mention that Stephanie walked in on us. She has developed the habit to grope my boobs. Reason for this is that I carry a scripted object that animates my avatar and gives the person who clicks on it a notecard, or the link to this blog. Billijo turned out to have her breasts individually clickable. They even made a funny sound. So, for a change, my boobies were completely forgotten.
The clients forgot all about us too I suppose. I guess they have wives and girlfriends that demand their attention today. It's a good thing that men are genrally not that attentive: I expect many 'hardworking' men to be be punished with sex deprivation after tonight. That'll bring them back to us. Men are not stupid. Not that stupid.

Street whores, fish and chips

Every now and then a girl decides that she's through with whoring and she needs to enter another line of work. Maybe she became too old for it, or she grew tired of her clients, her colleagues or the annoying wannabe-pimps that hang out in our streets. Whatever the reason, she decides it's been enough and she starts something new.

That seemed to be the case with my friend Stephanie: she showed up today with a Fish and Chips cart. Everybody was kind of amazed by it. Of course we all knew she likes fish, she hardly talks about anything else. But we never would have guessed she wanted to sell it herself.

She looked very happy in her little shop, judging from the photo's and the hookers soon gathered around the cart, ordering their greasy snacks. The English girls wanted to have salt and vinegar with it, ugh.

It didn't take long before the first hooker dropped to the floor: Suzi, the founder of Street Whores - Town Square and one of the owners. We immediately suspected that it must have been the fish. It must have gone off. A few questions ar Stephanie's learned us that she had taken the fish from a cupboard of Suzi's. It must have been lying there for a while already.

We all dispersed, hoping that the food and health authorities would dare to venture into our street soon, to close down the mobile fish shop. Steph's probably better at selling other wares...

Escorts and clients: dress in Secondlife

A post on Secondlife escort's clients and how you can make sense of the way they dress. Part 1

One of the things escorts, also street hookers, look at in Secondlife is a man's clothing. It can reveal a lot of information on a potential client. But a girl has to be careful: not every person has the same skills, or the same interests, in this virtual world.
For instance, I meet a lot of men who dress very basic, to the point of extremely badly. For many girls this is a sign that they spend little money in SL and are therefore not interesting. Yet, some of them turn out to be good clients, who come back repeatedly. A few things to take into consideration here:

• Look at the avatars age: some newbees are not so good at handling the Secondlife interface yet, or at making their avatar look better. They may have payment info on file though and may be willing to spend Linden Dollars on a girl. Especially the adventurous ones for whom this is a new experience.
• Remember that not everyone has the same interests: some men simply come for sex and are willing to put their money into that, not into that new pair of shoes. Their penis and where they put it matters more. Don't just turn them down on looks.
• Some people might be extremely skilled, say, graphic designers, who often seem to like SL, but others simply are not. They might be good at finance or programming though and very able to pay for your shoppping bills...
• Some men use an alt for cybersex and naughty adventures. Maybe because an SL partner is not supposed to know, or they prefer to hide their main Secondlife identity for other purposes. They may not invest much, if at all into this avatar and it may look like a cheapskate. But it still can carry it's master's wallet around.

Being too judgmental as a whore is not good for business. Remember that.

A taxi at Hangars Liquides

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My baby was wearing his first box today

One of the funniest habits new residents display in Secondlife is wearing boxes. You often see some newbee who buys an item, a dress, or some piece of clothing, and then proceeds to wear the box, instead of unpacking it and taking his clothes out.

Today, my little boy Whotter did this too. For the first time. I consider this a milestone in the development of kids in Secondlife, even when they are little critters, like my baby otter. Of course Stephanie, who has made herself into his adopted mother and claims him most of the time, thought this very funny too.

When he finally succeeded to unpack his box, that he must have found or stolen somewhere since he has no money of his own, we saw what it was all about: within no time he had these fishbones hanging from his beak. Whotter finally got to collect his own food!

Good kid, still wonder where he got it though.

Poor hookers: it was Super Bowl weekend

I guess I am glad the weekend is over. A weird thing to say for a street hooker, who needs her dose of cash and cum from drunk, adulterating and horny men in the weekends most. But this weekend was different. This was a sports weekend.

And we don t like sports. Well.. to do it ourselves and get our bodies in shape for you guys to drool (and possibly cum) over them, yes. But we don t like the sort of sports that stains carpets, streets and keyboards with beer and fat from chicken wings.

Super Sunday is not so super for us, girls of the streets. We just hang, catch a cold and wait forever. For those few men who prefer straight, heathy sex to beer and pizza...