Robertus Bobak, bicycle builder in Secondlife

I run into the most interesting people on a daily base. Like yesterday...

I was just calmly guarding my street corner when I noticed a Dutch-speaking gentleman drop from the sky. (Well, that is what people seem to do in Secondlife after all, so I just call it that way.) It didn't take long to figure out he wasn't in need of any of my 'services', but that's not always a reason not to have a chat with someone.
This person was the once-famous Secondlife bicycle builder Robertus Bobak, who still has a shop on the Amsterdam region. I never knew that he was a personal acquaintance of one of my old SL friends.Together with his former SL business partner, Gerrit Milner, Bobak used to run the bicycle business Bobak & Milner. Robertus built the bikes, Gerrit sold them.

Bobak;s business partner used to be a good friend of his in SL and did the craziest things. Robertus remembers a meeting, it must have been in 2007, when Dutch companies entered the virtual world cluelessly, when he teleported his partner into a meeting with real life banking executives, all dressed seriously. Milner entered the scene, falling from the sky in his horse avatar, still wearing his carrier bicycle...
That's what always made Secondlife fun, the characters, the weirdness. Even when we are serious. It's a pity some of our old friends left though. But we also found many new ones.

It's one of these days

You know what I mean? No? Well, just read this...

Weirdo: you sex me L$100
Tsai Cheng: 100?
Weirdo: yes
Tsai Cheng: you want 3 minutes of sex?
Weirdo: 20 min(s)
Tsai Cheng: that is 1000/30*20=666L$

Presses her heel against the doorpost and sighs...

In wind and rain, only the real whores stick around

When traffic goes down, only the real whores stick around. Some men know this and they put on their trench coats and walk to the square for a quick fix. Without the clutter created by hobbyists it's easy for them to make a good pick.

Of course it is a lonely business if you're one of the die-hards that waits in wind and rain for these last few drops that a horny lawyer, chimney sweep or accountant wishes to sacrifice to the goddess of paid love.
But it's always a rewarding business, after you found that man that you can send off to his home, his work, his wife again. They only take their memories, they only leave some drops of sperm.

Those are not so hard to wash off, if you know what you're doing..

Caught by his wife with a hooker, again

Maybe you remember my little adventure with the client who was caught by his wife, with his cock in the mouth of a Secondlife hooker. That hooker was me, of course. And the client, well.. I didn't expect him back for a while, but today he re-emerged.

Apparently he found a new girl in Secondlife and even got married to her in-world. This is what he told me. He also told me he wanted me and he was going to hire me to have sex with him. Outcall. That is: at his place. "Are you sure?" I asked him. He was. The risk of discovery added to the excitement, he stated.

You'll never guess. Well.. you did already...

Just 10 minutes into the act a woman logged in next to us on the beach, while he was pumping his way into me. I think it is not too bad to quote her:
"WTF? Asshole."
That was about it. I can't blame her. After this he proceeded to fuck me. We switched positions a couple of times, while the girl teleported in and out. She could not have been too happy. But then, I guess she does know her husband is a cheat. I suppose I provided a service to both of them..

Suzies monthlies - Red latex

Suzi Ah has this series of monthly events going on at Street whores - Town Square. The upcoming edition is named 'Red latex'. I got myself a suit already, even though I don't know when the party will take place.

But I am sure you will want to party with me and get me out of this tight latex thing, right? ;-)

Nerds are the new sluts

In the old days you could recognize a prostitute by her dress. Or at least, that's what we like to tell ourselves. But since smartphones and apps and all these toys got interesting, we see a whole generation that actually thinks it's cool to look nerdy, wear glasses and look like the kids we used to pester in school. Nerds are hot!

Steph shows the nerd look for prostitutes here on the photo. We've seen fashion models and even glamour models go around dressed in nerdy ways before. Now outright streek hookers are doing this as well. And guess what? Some men love it....

Protest helps: Blogger turns away from it's adult content ban

Last time I wrote about the not-so-bright idea of Google to ban adult content from 'Blogger, it's blogging platform that once was a safe haven for freedom of speech.

Sometimes it helps to protest something on the internet. In the case of Blogger's idea of banning naughtiness from it's portal it certainly did. "Their accountants shit their pants," Suzi said to me, "with all the negative publicity that was drawn to them."

Maybe they did. Anyways, it's one of these days that I feel powerful at my typewriter. Well.. laptop.