What do we want?

What do guys want?

Ask any random woman and she'll confirm they 'just want one thing'.
Ask any random whore and it gets a lot more complicated.

The hours I spend in useless conversations with men who seem to want sex, but who will retreat the moment I offer it to them for a fee. The hours I spend trying to figure out what some man's 'special wish' is while he could just have told me this in advance.
They could just pay the fee and screw, yet they decide it is more fun to wander around, ask every girl the same two or three lame questions and then go away from keyboard. Men are a mystery, a veritable enigma.

What do girls want?

Girls, on the other hand, have simple wishes. After spending a few hours on the street, running into one clueless guy after the other, after being chatted up by the next broke man running around naked, we all just want one thing: