The colonnades

The square has been redecorated half of june, by Rachael. We now have these colonnades. She did a pretty neat job.

It turns out the changes in the square, although it made the square look pretty again, did nothing for the distribution of the hookers in the area. most of them are still in the smaller square, near the party grounds and the petrol station.

It doesn't matter though, at least the place near my front door is pretty again and I can work from there...

Pro Tip 4: Tsai: Give them pussy

Or: become a cat!

Why? Because there are idiots out there that think they can trick a professional sex worker into having unpaid sex with them.

"I will pay after..."
"That is okay, honey..."

Next, you just start giving them a blowjob. Just when they think it's getting fun, you change into your furry humanoid cat avatar. (A fat man will do the trick as well) Trust me. They won't be back...

Pro tip 3: Christina: Get paid first

"First you get paid, then you get laid"

"It sounds blonde, every girl who has done this job knows this advice, " Christina said, "But you don't want to know how often it is overlooked. Not by me. I always get paid up front. After that they can stick it in my rear for all I care."

She mentioned this story of a man walking around in our street trying to trick all the girls: "He told them he would pay afterwards. He would not leave. Any sex worker who believes that is an idiot."

She also menioned this man actually had someone else pay a hooker for him the other day. "It is like those films in which the dad pays for his son, " she said, "I would do his dad first."

Urban regeneration in the Wirtz region

We are not sure Suzi will like it, but yesterday the incomplete mall was sent up into the sky 200m and Rachael put a bunch of tiles back in place to make the old square a square again. Whotter felt like he contributed a lot, with his hard hat on...

The mall had been standing incomplete ever since it was started last November and not a single shop had found it's way into it. Meanwhile the other shops, as I discovered, living above them, suffered. The new teleport routing and the loss of the square as a central space, reduced their number of visitors dramatically. This could be seen also by some of the girls renting a shop space to live in or to make a dancing/club space in.
Last night we just hoped Suzi would take this sudden change well. As far as I know she hasn't been in-world yet, so we are still waiting for a reaction. Meanwhile I proposed Rachael that she can blame Whotter for the 'damage'.

A new magazine job

You may remember I went out to look for a magazine job. And you'll probably remember how that ended. The other day I was more lucky: a magazine owner contacted me, after seeing some of my pictures on Flickr, and he asked me if we could have a chat. Soon I may have a new job, modelling and writing columns!

The magazine is SL Unplugged. It is available both in-world and online. They didn't even ask me to pull down my panties during the interview, so I think they are pretty serious. I am looking forward to working for them!

 

Another advertising board

I did mention the power of advertising (or the lack thereof) in my series 'How to become a prostitute', but I must admit I did little to no advertising recently. People seemed to click the boards so little that it hardly made sense to spend money on them at all.

Today though, I decided to give it another try and also add the link to my blog to an advertising sign at Street Whores. I do want to say that part of my motivation was to pay some extra to the Street Whores' owners in recognition of their work on our little neighbourhood. I had great business the past week and spending a little extra won't harm me for sure.