Since a couple of months we have a portaloo at Street Whores - Town Square. It's been quite popular. Previously we had to run into the pub to the bathroom, or find a quiet corner in an alley. Not so convenient, especially if that alley is also in use by a colleague giving some punter a blowjob.
Since the pub bathroom was also often occupied for ..ehum.. 'non-sanitary purposes' the portaloo was a welcome change. It was dirty enough for the girls not to want to have sex in it, but clean enough to actually poop.
The past weeks it has been deteriorating though. We suspect that the company that placed the portaloo never bothered to clean it. They are probably a bit scared to come to our neighbourhood. Or they must have had issues with employees lingering around to fuck the girls instead of cleaning the little cabin. Who knows?
Anyways... the fountain in the square was starting to smell again, which was a sign for the more responsible hookers to take action.
In the end, Stephanie solved it. She took her bulldozer out of her purse and ignited the engine. A few whores ran away when they saw the vehicle approach. (The punters had already gone to their beds and wives, so they never noticed.) Within minutes the portaloo was removed. It was never seen again.
After this, it was simple, I called 'Port-a-Poop', the company that supplied the cabin and told them some 'terrible accident' had happened to their property. They assured me that the thing was insured. They will have it replaced in a week or so. To be sure they are sending an all-gay team to put a new portaloo in place.
