The little man in the tampon

The other day I was cleaning up a bit at my window brothel. I noticed someone had left a tampon in the sink. The girls can be so sloppy. I picked it up and... it moved!

There was actually quite some violent movement inside, so I decided to pull the tampon open. A little fellow came out. The man reached up to about my ankles when I placed him on the floor. I stared at him in amazement.
He couldn't tell me how he had ended up in the tampon, only that he had been inside for a while and he was tortured with pressure, heat and moist. I shivered as I listened to his story. This man had gone through some serious abuse!

In the end I said goodbye and warned him for crossing the street. Someone might step on him. I gave him my ratecard for future reference: in case he felt like crawling into some other place.

Moving a tyre kicker into the public bathroom

The other day I was standing here once again with a tyre kicker in view. I had seen him there for numerous times and no one recalled him ever having hired anyone. So...

I made myself a nice plywood box to put him in. Then it was easy to just slowly move the box. The physics in Second Life will make sure that he is moved along in the process.

This way you can even push an avatar straight through a wall. They won't feel a thing.

It's not the fastest procedure, but the effect is quite funny. Next time I bumped into this guy he ran away quite quickly...

The FIFA World Cup finals: who are the street whores rooting for?

Croatia or France, that is the choice today when it comes to outfits. Luv, to the left is clearly going to root for France. She might be French. Belgian Christina and English Mel are probably just wearing the Croatian checkered outfit to tease her.

Or to increase their slim chances to get fucked on this World Cup finals day...

Whores help each other

Beate has a double amputation, in RL for 2 years now. She has an amputated avatar as well in SL. Getting on a chair is not a normal thing for her. Viola and I lifted her onto the stool today.

Business is probably not very good, having two legs amputated. But most of the fun of what we do comes from the social element anyways. Having friends who help you get on your stool does add to it.

Happy 4th of July!

I wish all of my readers a happy 4th of July!

I am not American, but one has to think of her clients and readership in the virtual world too. Try to think about liberty today and what it means. Especially in times like these, in which your freedoms may be under attack from within, you want to get in touch with that revolutionary spirit again.

Playtime

Playtime! That will be the name of my window brothel. I had a hard time picking one, alternating between the mundane and the corny for my options, until I stumbled upon this neon sign on Marketplace. I decided to just stick with that for the name. There are plenty Red Lanterns and similar places around already. My colleague Ayesha, who walked in while I was building, liked the name.

Whotter seemed to like it too. Or was he just looking for fish?

My new window brothel

I never saw many functional window brothels in Second Life, so when I saw 3 consecutive shop spaces empty, just outside my front door, I decided to just rent the lot and see how it would work out if I started build my own.

It only took me about an hour or so to build it, so I could test it out with one of the girls that happened to be in the neighbourhood before too long. Of course Whotter thought the whole thing interesting too. Soon enough he realised there wasn't going to be any fish around though.

For every 3 windows I added a room with a bed and a sink. A simple phantom wall separates these from the vitrines. That's the handy thing about SL of course: I can omitt corridors and other spaces that just take up place.

I had to go on a trip over the weekend, but I was back soon enough to try the place for myself to work in. While I didn't get any business yet, I managed to attract some of the girls to try the vitrines. A few men walked by as well. If the thing works halfway decent, I will keep it after the month of rent I paid for it now.

You can find the place here: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wirtz/133/134/56