The FIFA World Cup finals: who are the street whores rooting for?

Croatia or France, that is the choice today when it comes to outfits. Luv, to the left is clearly going to root for France. She might be French. Belgian Christina and English Mel are probably just wearing the Croatian checkered outfit to tease her.

Or to increase their slim chances to get fucked on this World Cup finals day...

Are fish evil?

Mel upset Whotter this morning. She saw him with fish and chips and at first she wondered whether he was British.

Melanie Tuxing: What on earth is Whotter eating?
Tsai Cheng: Fish and chips
Tsai Cheng: Since Rachael fed it to him he has nothing else
Melanie Tuxing: He's very British
Tsai Cheng: Is it still popular?
Melanie Tuxing: Have you ever offered him a cup of tea?
Melanie Tuxing: Some tea, Whotter?
Tsai Cheng: Not yet. I won't be surprised
Melanie Tuxing smiles
Whotter: Tea?
Tsai Cheng: Geez. He just repeats the word at first try
Whotter: Tea!
Tsai Cheng: This is no good
Melanie Tuxing: Yes, Whotter - tea!
Tsai Cheng: The strange thing is: his dad is an American furry
Melanie Tuxing: Does he carry a gun?
Whotter shakes his head
Melanie Tuxing: Good
Tsai Cheng: No, unless he hides it in the fish and chips
Melanie Tuxing: Oh, fish and chips are very bad for guns
Melanie Tuxing: Well, fish are very bad for you
Whotter looks at her with big eyes
Melanie Tuxing: Fish are evil, Whotter
Whotter roars
Melanie Tuxing: A large voice for a tiny chap
 

A new street whore in town

There's a new girl in town. She walked up to me and Mel and mentioned that she had been a street whore for 4 hours already. She hadn't found a client yet. We had a little chat with her, trying to explain that she needed patience. Some days we have 4 clients in an hour, we explained, sometimes we go for 4 weeks without business. A prospective customer walked in on us.

Mel: "Melanie Tuxing smiles to [Name Hidden]."
[NH]: "Well well good day."
Mel: "You lookin' for a good time, [Name Hidden]?"
[NH]: "Always."
Meanwhile I was still rambling on from our chat with the new girl:
"I can wait here for a week ... a month ... and turn down the whole lot if I wish. I don't care."
New Girl: "Yah its always a good day when we are doing nothing."
Melanie Tuxing: "How about now, [Name Hidden]?"
[Name Hidden]: "What are my options?"
New Girl: "Why don't you have a 3some?"
[Name Hidden]: "We can have an orgy."
Me: "Threesomes, foursomes, rape, murder, watersports, ... "

The man groped my boobs, which came a bit as a surprise still, even though I have this tool attached that gives out my ratecards when groped and I do carry a hovertext that encourages men to grope.

Me: "I've done it all ... "
Melanie Tuxing: "We've done it all, except [New Girl]. She's a virgin."
Me: "That's one thing I can't top."
Melanie smiled.
Me: "Mel and i have done it all, furries, dragons and werewolves included,small cocks, big cocks, rabbits, wolves, dogs, horses, men, women. colleagues,angels, demons, otters, photographers, models, directors, stage hands, actors, CEO's, builders, plumbers, murderers, rapists, pimps, musicians, DJ's, bankers ... "

I recalled I hadn't been hired by Second Life-founder Philip Linden, now not in-world anymore, though there is a Philip Rosedale in Second Life, but by now the man had walked off with Mel, into Bordello Alley, where he bent her over the spindle and pushed up her skirt.

Melanie tells me about men and boys

Melanie Tuxing: "Well, tsai, getting a dose of the clap from a whore makes a man of  a boy."
 

Tsai Cheng: "LOL, may i quote you on that?"

Melanie Tuxing: "They are no longer innocent and are immediately experienced at how it is with women."