Showing posts with label chinese food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chinese food. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Meat market or fish market?

Whotter went out on the streets again selling his fish, or at least he made it look like that, while I sat in my window and saw the same useless punks walk by that I run into every day. But not for long:

meat market or fish market
Meat Market or Fish Martket?
While selling sex at the Meat Market seems to be a no-brainer, or even a bit corny of a suggestion, there wasn't much need for paid sex obviously. Maybe the occasional wanking while watching the girls present, but no buying.
So it was time to get the Chinese food stand out again and start selling some actual meat! I setup the thing next to Whotter and soon enough it became clear how Whotter's business practices had evolved: every customer was greeted with a soft roar as my little son defended his fish and chips, making sure he could eat everything himself.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Bee Hoon

This man walked up to me. He looked like a newbee, but that doesn't always say much. Some newbees have cash, some don't. Some newbees are especially eager to hire a hooker, some are less prone to than they would be after a number of months or years in SL. Newbees are just like people, you might say.

"Is there anything special you'd like?"
"A cheeseburger."

Well, that was a clue that I might not have to take this newbee too serious as a client. He might still hire though. So I rezzed my Chinese food stand and offered him the specialty of the house: Bee Hoon.

Whatever that is...

Bee Hoon

I shouldn't say that too loud of course. Not knowing what you're selling is generally a bad idea. The newbee must have smelled my ignorance, because he ran off quickly.

My colleagues, who subsequently arrived, thought different and spent some time hanging out at my cart. Within no time all of us had full bellies.

That was it though: the men didn't think the sight of us all eating too sexy and they never showed up again in my part of the neighbourhood for the remainder of the evening.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Chinese food takeaway

Since everybody seems to always assume I am Chinese I have decided to just do something with the theme: I opened a Chinese food takeaway.



It's a big hit already! Not only my friend Stephanie, but also Suzi, the whore street's owner, and others are now enjoying Chinese food. Even little Whotter seems to like it. He eats everything though, so I am not sure if that is a recommendation.


I have been wondering about the little bugger anyways. He is always on the lookout for Stephanie giving him fish. I wonder if all of his needs are being taken care of. Probably not...