Bee Hoon

This man walked up to me. He looked like a newbee, but that doesn't always say much. Some newbees have cash, some don't. Some newbees are especially eager to hire a hooker, some are less prone to than they would be after a number of months or years in SL. Newbees are just like people, you might say.

"Is there anything special you'd like?"
"A cheeseburger."

Well, that was a clue that I might not have to take this newbee too serious as a client. He might still hire though. So I rezzed my Chinese food stand and offered him the specialty of the house: Bee Hoon.

Whatever that is...

I shouldn't say that too loud of course. Not knowing what you're selling is generally a bad idea. The newbee must have smelled my ignorance, because he ran off quickly.

My colleagues, who subsequently arrived, thought different and spent some time hanging out at my cart. Within no time all of us had full bellies.

That was it though: the men didn't think the sight of us all eating too sexy and they never showed up again in my part of the neighbourhood for the remainder of the evening.