Dancing around the Christmas tree

For the holidays, Momma Kita and Annie had prepared a nice dancing stage, at a square at Street Whores. And this time it didn't look like something that should be inside a building, but it was a piece of actual square decoration. Usually it doesn't make much sense to me to dance in the street, but because of it's looks, I decided to give it a go.

Whotter soon discovered it too, playing on his new musical instrument, a keytar... No one even tried to flee the scene or stop him to play, so I suppose he is making progress. One friendly neighbour even got him an entire bucket of fish.

It seems to be a great team: Kita decorates and Annie scripts. The owners want to keep the stage and adapt it to the seasons, I heard. Let's see how it evolves.

The 1000 Dollar Blowjob

 That is the 1000 Linden Dollar Blowjob of course...

I walked into the No 5 Bar after Kath and Chrissy greeted me. Kath mentioned how she would loose a lot of income due to some radio stream that had vanished, that had a game attached  to it. Then Christina mentioned she had helped Fiver to decorate the Christmas tree (Why that early? I hate that!): she had hung a blowjob ticket in it, from the Slut Machine. One of the old ones, that could still be cashed with her, as the machine now has 3 new girls in it.

She claimed when she logged in again she was 1000L$ richer and the ticket was gone. We told her she was bluffing...

But who knows, there are people who might pay that. She does give good blowjobs, it is said.

The street whores christmas tree is back!

I got a notice that the christmas tree was backk in the square, so I had a look. Properly dressed for the occasion of course. Next to the tree I found Elvira, who decided that it still needed some work.

When I heard the word 'work' I naturally backed off a little, but it didn't stop me from blogging about the thing. While I made a couple of pictures, Elvira changed the colour of the tree, added some light and even some green stuff and look: it was just like the real thing now!

Our preparations for 'the most wonderful time of the year' (enter Coca Cola commercials and advertising for all the other garbage we don't need) was brutally disturbed by Bojana though, who just returned from a client. She was wearing a fake fur coat and, when we reminded her of her humble social status, she even proceeded to open some champagne.

"It's obviously fake, Tesco bubbly," Elvira said. That got us all back to earth.

For those who wonder what kind of presents he can find under the tree: there will be a 'lucky dip' soon. The name says it all... You can win a free ride with one of the girls that submitted their names for it. I'll be one of them.