My blog on a prim

What are two whores doing in the library on a thursday morning?

I have been wanting to make my blog readable in-world in Second Life for a long time now. Chrissy said she was going to help me. To do this properly we would need some sort of a script, she said, so we went looking for that.
It's not so hard to find online sources if you do a search for "HTML on a prim" and "Second Life", but it's hard to actually find the information that will get it to work for you. One source told us we should get some sample prims with scripts at the library region, so there we went.

We searched for a while for a place at the Cookie region that was to be names 'hobo' eh... something. I forgot the full name. We didn't find it but in the end Chris did manage to explain to me how I could change the front texture of a box-shaped prim display my blog. It would always be possible to make a proper poster of it later.

If anyone has an idea on how to fix this, do tell me. In the meantime, my blog can be read in the Street Whores Info Center just as well. It's there next to the sign that keeps the colleagues informed about the well-being of Nesliyah, who is recovering from an accident in RL.

Black Friday deals at Street Whores

Yes! Black Friday deals are a thing at Street Whores!

There are deals for the girls: you can make a photo with a motorcycle at Natalie Gem's gallery and across the street Wanda's has a 50% off-titled top and a black handbag as a gift. I picked those up and made a photo on the motorcycle.

When I continued my walk down the road, I noticed Whotter had also placed some signs: "Black Friday" and "50% OFF". Since he has no real business model I wondered what that meant. Had he already eaten 50% of the fish himself? Or was the fish just for 50% off?

I wouldn't trust it. Best try his fish if you want to poison someone else.

A little chat on sunday morning

Kath walked by to say hello this morning, just when I was wondering to blog about. Sunday mornings used to be good for business, catching late-night American clients, but it seems lately the American market has dried up here lately, in favour of the European. It might just be a thing of this region...
She mentioned the other place, where I had used her apartment previously. Apparently, some pimp had robbed them of 300.000L$. That's pretty bad. It sounds a bit like the scams and robberies that were all over SL in the old days. To me, it also sounded like someone had been very naive.

So, what else happened the past few weeks?

I had a little chat with Rachael, who has left us at Street Whores and is now an owner in another region. She seems to be doing well. I'm happy for that.

And Whotter showed up with a truck, that he got somewhere to transport his fish. I am not sure where he had bought it, or whether he even stole it, but he was creating quite the havoc with it. I allowed this for a little while, as I hoped he would drive it over the tyre kicker that followed me and Bojana around that day. Unfortunately, the tyre kicker had been smart enough to leave the scene in time...

Violins, foals and fish and chips

The other day I had a chat with Bo next to Whotter's fish and chips stand. I told bo about my two new odd daughters and brought in the white foals. For the first time, I noticed that Whotter actually liked to see them. He wasn't showing any sign of jealousy anymore.

Meanwhile, Bo and I were talking about 'making things happen'. Conctrary to regular video games, a virtual world is a platform, not a place with precooked storylines. This means you rely on your own creativity and that of the people around you to make it fun. Saying "I am bored" actually says a lot about yourself here...
And, oh blast, did Whotter just start feeding the poor foals fish and chips there? Hey, that's not good for horses! Damn Whotter.

Well, as you may understand it didn't take long before they were completely stuffed with the fatty food and spent the next hour reclining in the middle of the street...

Visiting another town

I hadn't really worked in another place for years, except maybe for the Bunny Girl Club, which never really took off. In the past I was at Trashy Whore Trailer Park at times, but otherwise I've been pretty much confined to Street Whores.
But unrest does get a girl on her legs so I decided to take a look around. It wasn't long before I found a place to visit: Whore Street, in Velvet Isle region.

Much to my surprise I even found girls who greeted me and talked back to me when I did. It almost feels like a new experience now. A few men walked in during the first 10 minutes I was there: they said hello too. That's refreshing!

For the AFK girls there was even a special board. And there was actually a manager around that had the task to enforce a no-AFK rule. Well-done!

But of course I had no need for the AFK Board. I soon got my ass moving. Quite the morning...

Bladibla buy dino?

Christina: Hey bitch!
Christina: You're stuck in a weird pose...
Tsai Cheng: hi!
Tsai Cheng: so nice of you to say..... let me fix that
Christina: How's tricks?
Tsai Cheng: you know...
Tsai Cheng: bladibla buydino
Christina: Hehe... happy hooking!

Bored Whores Inc.

There are so many things that I could tell right now, but I find it hard to just mention everything, so this morning I sat down with Chrissy and Whotter and we had a coffee. Well... Whotter tried to extract fish from us.

But let me try:

I have a new place at Street Whores now, after the move from Wirtz to Hoogenach region. It's at Bordello Alley, where the owners have added one extra house for me. It's one of those little changes that have been made in the new Street Whores. I like that it's in a region of it's own now.

Whotter has a new fish and chips stall now. He likes it. Now he pays no rent and he can just get his fish supply from the trashcan (The fountain that was in the old place has been emptied by him and the monkeys ages ago.)

I mentioned I didn't know where to start. Well... this is one of the reasons: you know I occasionally engage in strange roleplays. In one of these roleplays I was fucked by an elf wearing a magic strapon. What was the magic, you would wonder? Well, this: I got pregnant of two horses. And so it came to pass that I went to the hospital at Stepford Village to give birth to Whotter's new sisters, Cassiopeia Lacerta and Lacerta Cassiopeia. You can imagine the poor guy's confusion. He fainted.

Oh yes, we gave birth in the dental clinic there. But who cares, this is Second Life.

Good things are balanced with the bad things really. The old Street Whores location was going to have a farewell party on monday September 16. The signs all said 7AM. 7AM San Francisco time is a weird time to have a party, globally speaking. It doesn't match well with people's schedules in the areas of the world where actually someone lives, except for Japan maybe, but that might actually a bit late for the Japanese already. Not that we have many Japanese visitors in our street...
But a bunch of us went out for a dance and Whotter played the recorder: "Theme from Titanic". Everyone agreed that he shouldn't have done that...

That evening DJ Rachael did the set at the actual goodbye party, which I missed. It turned out that this was to be her last party as a host on Street Whores. A few days later I received news that she left. One of the owners leaving is sad news, but it's even sadder as along with Rachael 2 of my other friends left. There has clearly been a big disagreement within the ownership. Even as one of the managers of the place, I am not sure what happened.
This is also one of the things I spoke about with Chrissy this morning, over coffee, while Whotter kept begging for fish. I thought he sold fish? Do you get it?

A week after there was an opening party, which was said to have been successful as well. Suzi DJ'ed there. Meanwhile I learnt that Rachael has been recruited by the owner of a new, competing place. Chrissy and a few of the other girls are renters there too now.

It's all quite confusing. I am not sure if I should either be sad or happy about all of this.
Let's make another coffee.