My ex-husband needed a hug too

Well it turns out my (now) ex-husband is not such a bad guy as I thought on the day we divorced. I did however figure out that marriage is not for me. It's too stressful...

He needed a hug too. We took the occasion to talk things over a little. I guess it is ok now.

Divorced

I filed for a divorce.

I received a message by a woman who told me that my husband had impregnated her on September 29th. That is a week after he proposed to me. I don't know what to say. He had not been too loyal to some of his previous spouses in the past, but this was just too much.

So I packed my suitcase and went home.

My wedding

Getting to your own wedding location is not always an easy thing, especially since you haven't got a car anymore and you can't afford renting one. Fortunately I have always had one or two friends in Secondlife that create bicycles. I never even had to screw one of them in order to get a bike, imagine.
So, getting there was easy this time. I just had to pedal a bit harder than usual as those wedding dresses catch a lot of wind.

Meanwhile, Bojana, who was assigned the position as minister since everyone assumed she must have fucked a number of them, and my son Whotter were practicing hard for the ceremony. In addition, Whotter spent most of his time eating the wedding cake prematurely.

The ceremony itself went in a very organised way. There was some hilarity of course, but there weren't too many crashes, despite the lag. Let me give you the speech our minister Bojana had prepared, I will just give all of the text:

Street Whores Sim
Is delighted to welcome you all here today to celebrate the Second Life marriage of Tsai Chin, “most-screwed whore of 2013”  and Castings the well-known serial bigamist.

In the presence of  often and pre-loved whores, friends and clients
we have cum together
to witness their  marriage
to share their joy
and to celebrate their lust.

The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together
in the delight and tenderness of sexual union
 to the end of their  Second lives.

The first wedding guests have arrived

Last night, when we were still building up the place, the first wedding guests arrived already!

The drunk girl and the vulture, that is. You can't have a party around here without them showing up nowadays. It's a good thing there is plenty of cake for the wedding. We can't have the drunk girl being eaten by the vulture.
Apart from this unexpected (well, unexpected) mess, we were quite satisfied with the work on the ceremony spot. Also future hubby Castings seemed content.

Whotter liked the results of his hard work too. He even showed himself from an unusually social side by offering the drunk girl some of the cake. Wait... Cake? Isn't that supposed to be eaten at the reception? Not the day before the wedding. Grrr.

Meanwhile Castings has been busy building up the reception area. There's a nice dance floor, seats and a beautiful cake. Well, it was beautiful before Whotter touched it. I should have warned hubby to keep the cake in the fridge for the time being.

Keeping the vulture well-fed is key to a success at any party over here these days. So this morning I setup early to give him some of the cake. Since Whotter started on it anyways, it didn't seem to do much harm. The vulture surely enjoyed it. We will have a happy vulture at the wedding ceremony now.

Then Gancao showed up to wish me well with the last preparations. By the looks of it, she was still in her work outfit, she is ready for a wild wedding party. I hope my new husband won't be too distracted and only look at her with his eyes.

Then Stephanie dropped by for a chat. She had a modelling job coming up (not modeling, she can also do that, but that is something else) but she had some special plans for the wedding party too she said...

Wedding invitation

Building up the wedding site

My fiancé is out and I didn't get my pocket money yet. But hey, a wedding site needs to be built up for tomorrow. So guess who is doing the dirty work?

Yours truly of course. Here you can find me rummaging about the containers and garbage dumps of Second life looking for materials. So that maybe tomorrow I will have some wedding benches for our guests to sit on...

Of course my fiancé is sweet, sending me lingerie and stuff, but I do need a hammer and a drill badly now. Fortunately there is Whotter lending me a hand at construction now. The downside is, of course, he is just as *ehum* handy as I am ...

Tina Bonnie

Tina Bonnie is what you call an experienced street whore. She has been around Street Whores - Town Square for quite some time now. She also rents a small apartment here, where she regularly sits in front of the window, red light switched on.
We chat at a regular base. mostly it is about her being drunk, or about to get drunk. In the past she used to also work at Trashy Whore Trailer Park. On one of her drunk days she was banned there. I forgot what happened, but with a little bit of imagination you may be able to think something up.
I don't know what her clients think of her allegedly being drunk all the time, but as far as I am concerned Tina is not only a good whore, she is good company as well.

The interview with Stephanie is online

My interview with Stephanie (mentioned before here...) is online now. It seems my boss is happy with it. I got a few compliments for it, for instance for actually editing my texts. Apparently not everyone does that.

The High Life and Beyond: A Conversation with Succubus Stephanie

"I first met Succubus Stephanie 5 or 6 years ago, but she has been in Second Life at least twice that time already and knows many people. Many of whom I have never met as well. She is one of Second Life early players: when she became an escort in 2006 she already had two years in SL behind her. Doors open for her that stay closed for others. Some of those doors are bedroom doors, it is said.
Stephanie meets me in the garden of the mainland house she built for her partner Sedri and herself, a reclusive place in the countryside..."
-Tsai Cheng
Slut Mag Society Editrix

Just go read the whole thing here:
http://jlslutmag.com/the-high-life-and-beyond-a-conversation-with-succubus-stephanie/

Avril Vallejo

Avril Vallejo is an old friend of mine. we had a little chat at her workplace this morning. It's not as sexy as my workplace, but she certainly is!

We met years ago, when I started out working in clubs, it must have been in Escort Island, where I was first poledancing my hours away. After a while I decided I sucked at it and I went out into the streets. Unlike me, Avril didn't suck at all of her jobs. When I was still finding my way around the seedy streets of Second Life, she already had a career as a scripter. And, oh yes, she runs an art gallery or two on the side as well...

And she is a capable scripter. I knew she was involved in scripting breedable pets and the like, but she never mentioned she did the scripting work for eBody as well. Here she is trying to explain to me how things work. It's all a bit abracadabra for me.
And then there is the hud. I never knew that a rotation would be used to separate the different tabs in the interface. Avril mentioned it is the only way to make it work with a low amount of scripts.

I never got beyond scripting a broomstick to clean the landing point at Street Whores - Town Square, so it is all pretty impressive to me. The broomstick I made was simply a combination of two scripts I had copy-pasted together. It became obsolete when my friend Stephanie introduced her much more efficient sweeper truck.

And oh yes, Avril has a blog too, you can find it here, it is all in Spanish: http://avhend.blogspot.nl/http://avhend.blogspot.nl/

Interviewing Succubus Stephanie

Yesterday I met up with Succubus Stephanie, or 'Steph' as I call her, everyone else abbreviates her name as 'Succi' it seems, for Slut Magazine.

Sedri and Stephanie in their mainland house

Her partner Sedri was also there for much of the time, which made for a fun interaction during the interview. It was also good to see her again. Sedri used to visit Street Whores - Town Square, where Steph is a manager, but I believe that a little while ago she got herself banned.
It might have had something to do with rollerskates, who knows. Anyways, the interview will be published in Slut Magazine shortly, just so you guys know I actually do other things for my career than just fucking my boss.