A wedding is on it's way

There will be a wedding soon...

I spent some time this afternoon with Stephanie and her partner Sedri. They are going to get married soon, they told me. For a little while it seemed like they would get married the same day. The idea was that I was one of the persons doing a sort of speech for them. Meanwhile Stephanie and Sedri both tried different wedding dresses. Until Sedri had to log off and it was decided that their wedding will take place...

Sometime soon!

My wedding

Getting to your own wedding location is not always an easy thing, especially since you haven't got a car anymore and you can't afford renting one. Fortunately I have always had one or two friends in Secondlife that create bicycles. I never even had to screw one of them in order to get a bike, imagine.
So, getting there was easy this time. I just had to pedal a bit harder than usual as those wedding dresses catch a lot of wind.

Meanwhile, Bojana, who was assigned the position as minister since everyone assumed she must have fucked a number of them, and my son Whotter were practicing hard for the ceremony. In addition, Whotter spent most of his time eating the wedding cake prematurely.

The ceremony itself went in a very organised way. There was some hilarity of course, but there weren't too many crashes, despite the lag. Let me give you the speech our minister Bojana had prepared, I will just give all of the text:

Street Whores Sim
Is delighted to welcome you all here today to celebrate the Second Life marriage of Tsai Chin, “most-screwed whore of 2013”  and Castings the well-known serial bigamist.

In the presence of  often and pre-loved whores, friends and clients
we have cum together
to witness their  marriage
to share their joy
and to celebrate their lust.

The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together
in the delight and tenderness of sexual union
 to the end of their  Second lives.

The first wedding guests have arrived

Last night, when we were still building up the place, the first wedding guests arrived already!

The drunk girl and the vulture, that is. You can't have a party around here without them showing up nowadays. It's a good thing there is plenty of cake for the wedding. We can't have the drunk girl being eaten by the vulture.
Apart from this unexpected (well, unexpected) mess, we were quite satisfied with the work on the ceremony spot. Also future hubby Castings seemed content.

Whotter liked the results of his hard work too. He even showed himself from an unusually social side by offering the drunk girl some of the cake. Wait... Cake? Isn't that supposed to be eaten at the reception? Not the day before the wedding. Grrr.

Meanwhile Castings has been busy building up the reception area. There's a nice dance floor, seats and a beautiful cake. Well, it was beautiful before Whotter touched it. I should have warned hubby to keep the cake in the fridge for the time being.

Keeping the vulture well-fed is key to a success at any party over here these days. So this morning I setup early to give him some of the cake. Since Whotter started on it anyways, it didn't seem to do much harm. The vulture surely enjoyed it. We will have a happy vulture at the wedding ceremony now.

Then Gancao showed up to wish me well with the last preparations. By the looks of it, she was still in her work outfit, she is ready for a wild wedding party. I hope my new husband won't be too distracted and only look at her with his eyes.

Then Stephanie dropped by for a chat. She had a modelling job coming up (not modeling, she can also do that, but that is something else) but she had some special plans for the wedding party too she said...

Building up the wedding site

My fiancé is out and I didn't get my pocket money yet. But hey, a wedding site needs to be built up for tomorrow. So guess who is doing the dirty work?

Yours truly of course. Here you can find me rummaging about the containers and garbage dumps of Second life looking for materials. So that maybe tomorrow I will have some wedding benches for our guests to sit on...

Of course my fiancé is sweet, sending me lingerie and stuff, but I do need a hammer and a drill badly now. Fortunately there is Whotter lending me a hand at construction now. The downside is, of course, he is just as *ehum* handy as I am ...

Getting a wedding dress

The other day I was out shopping. For a wedding dress.

I asked my friend and fellow blogger Jude Walter over for a bit of advice. After all, he's an SL veteran and he might be able to help out a little picking the right items. He also took the opportunity to write a blog about me getting married: https://slbackpacker.wordpress.com/2016/09/21/tsai-is-getting-married/

It's a good thing I already had a nice tuxedo lying around for Whotter. I had him try it on as well. He looked really smart in it. You can't have your son look like a slob on your wedding day. I might have to take that fishbone out of his mouth though...

When I had the whole outfit sorted Jude asked me to pose for a couple of photo's, for his blog. He liked the looks of my attic, (I call it 'my pink fuck room') so we went there.

Nothing happened of course...