My wedding

Getting to your own wedding location is not always an easy thing, especially since you haven't got a car anymore and you can't afford renting one. Fortunately I have always had one or two friends in Secondlife that create bicycles. I never even had to screw one of them in order to get a bike, imagine.
So, getting there was easy this time. I just had to pedal a bit harder than usual as those wedding dresses catch a lot of wind.

Meanwhile, Bojana, who was assigned the position as minister since everyone assumed she must have fucked a number of them, and my son Whotter were practicing hard for the ceremony. In addition, Whotter spent most of his time eating the wedding cake prematurely.

The ceremony itself went in a very organised way. There was some hilarity of course, but there weren't too many crashes, despite the lag. Let me give you the speech our minister Bojana had prepared, I will just give all of the text:

Street Whores Sim
Is delighted to welcome you all here today to celebrate the Second Life marriage of Tsai Chin, “most-screwed whore of 2013”  and Castings the well-known serial bigamist.

In the presence of  often and pre-loved whores, friends and clients
we have cum together
to witness their  marriage
to share their joy
and to celebrate their lust.

The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together
in the delight and tenderness of sexual union
 to the end of their  Second lives.


Tsai and Castings
are now to enter this way of life.
They will each give their consent to the other
and make solemn vows.

First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry, to declare it now.

if either of you knows a reason why you may not
      lawfully marry,
you must declare it now.

Declarations

Castings , will you take Tsai  to be your  Second Life wife?
Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her,
and, forsaking all others,
be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?

Answer I will

Tsai, will you take Castings  to be your Second Life husband?
Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him,
and, forsaking all others,
be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?

Answer I will

Vows

Castings repeat after me:

I, Castings , take you, Tsai ,
to be my awful wedded wife,
to have and to hold
from this day forward;
for better, for worse,
for richer,  and for poorer
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish,
till death us do part.

Tsai repeat after me

I, Tsai , take you, Castings ,
to be my awful wedded husband,
to have and to hold
from this day forward;
for better, for worse,
for richer, but NOT poorer ,
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish,
till death us do part.
 
Is there a Ring??
 Tsai say after me:

I receive this ring
as a sign of our marriage.
With my body I honour you,
all that I am I give to you,
and all that I have I share with you.

Tsai  and Castings  have given their consent
and made their marriage vows to each other.
They have declared their marriage by the joining of hands
and by the giving and receiving of rings.
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife

You may now kiss the  bride!

Everyone is invited to the reception afterwards.