Umbrellica's photostream

I thought to make a series of blog posts about random things my colleagues present me. The first one is Umbrellica.*

Photo: Umbrellica Photography <3

As she stated: "I mean, we maybe are hookers, but still have things we enjoy beside our job..."

In Umbrellica's case that is photography, a thing I am familiar with myself, having been the subject and also the photographer in many cases. I enjoyed watching her stream on Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/141773459@N08/

* Of course I have written things about my colleagues Suzi, Rachael, Stephanie and Bojana before... You can find them elsewhere on my blog

All you can fuck

I decided to try out a new concept:

A flat-rate service, you can rent me for any number of sessions during an entire month. This is naturally limited by my availability. Maximum length of a session is 1 hour, beyond this it is simply too exhausting for me.

For a fixed price you can do as you like with me, as often as you need. Contact me in-world for more questions or simply join the corresponding group:
secondlife:///app/group/18369755-56b8-39b0-0a69-c3ae1801a771/about

The life and loves of a cheapskate

Sometimes it's funny to follow the exploits of a wandering punterer, especially the ones who come in and spend a lot of time chatting the girls up. Of course there are all kinds of reasons a man would do this, but one type is easily discovered: the cheapskate.

They have different stories of course. Some of them are creative and they come up with a different story for each girl they talk too. Those are of course also the most amusing ones. When there's little action otherwise, it is a lot of fun to see them make their rounds.

A common trick is of course: act like the macho 'alpha male' and all the girls will go after you. Well, that's the theory. Not all girls are alike, unfortunately, and hookers have other objectives than being entertained themselves.
Another one: the dick pic. I am not sure which of my colleagues ever told me she appreciated one of these. As far as I know none of them ever did. It's not getting anyone free sex. Forget about it.

Then there is the most ingenious one, my colleague Mel mentioned this fellow trying on her: "I will make you pregnant, if you give me a reduced fee."

Brilliant. Really... Yes, that's what we all want, another Whotter!

All this walking does cost energy of course and it is a strain on the shoes. So at some point we found our punter, who still hadn't found his girl, tying his shoelaces. A short while after this he poofed.

Kathrine's rezz day party

Yesterday there was the huge party that was planned for Kathrine, the tall blonde girl that I got to know for her outfits when she started to work here: she appeared starch naked half the time, even when it was freezing. It was predicted to be a busy party, especially with the giveaway action: every 15 minutes there was an amount of 2000L given to one of the people on the dance floor.

It got busy indeed! Suzi even mentioned that she had never had as many people in the square as yesterday night. Of course this also caused a few issues: I crashed out twice and the 'Prize diamond' that was supposed to hand out the money was poorly understood by the party people. The thing being a 'skill-based game', as we have them in Second Life since 2007's gambling ban, which was a severe blow to in-world prostitution as well, needed to be clicked in a certain way by the selected prize winner.
In the end the 'prize diamond' was readjusted and the prizes were given out by hand by our lovely French hooker Bojana. This saved a lot of trouble.

And Kathrine? Well the rezz day girl had a great night. I have to thank her for making this possible and inviting us!

Coming up: Kathrine's birthday party!

A rezz day party that is...

Someone told me that with 20.000L in prize money the event would advertise itself. Let's see!

Saturday April 16th
11AM
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wirtz/136/86/55

Bukkake Bitch

I got back into making porn again recently, as you might have noticed. I did a few photo shoots, most of them are quite ... decent. But I thought to make something wild, something that pushes my limits a little.

I have to thank Dave Gopheller for the opportunity!
The video is called "Bukkake Bitch" and you can see why. Naturally, if you like being part of such a thing, you can contact me. Info on general 'services' can be found here. If you bring your friends, every next person will get a price reduction.
All in-world and in Linden Dollars. I am crazy, but not that crazy. ;-)

The ruins at Wirtz region

At Street Whores - Town Square in the Wirtz region we have a couple of ruins. If you walk down the road from the square you will find them. Usually it's quiet here. That is probably why a red fox chose it as it's home.

From the looks of it they are just some abandoned houses. No one bothered to look after them and now they've actually fallen apart. While I patiently wait for customers at one side of the wall, you will find the shy fox at the other side, playing with Whotter, who has found a new friend in the red critter.
Nearby stands an abandoned car, by the looks of it it should be ideal for tyre kickers...