Bored Whores Inc.

There are so many things that I could tell right now, but I find it hard to just mention everything, so this morning I sat down with Chrissy and Whotter and we had a coffee. Well... Whotter tried to extract fish from us.

But let me try:

I have a new place at Street Whores now, after the move from Wirtz to Hoogenach region. It's at Bordello Alley, where the owners have added one extra house for me. It's one of those little changes that have been made in the new Street Whores. I like that it's in a region of it's own now.

Whotter has a new fish and chips stall now. He likes it. Now he pays no rent and he can just get his fish supply from the trashcan (The fountain that was in the old place has been emptied by him and the monkeys ages ago.)

I mentioned I didn't know where to start. Well... this is one of the reasons: you know I occasionally engage in strange roleplays. In one of these roleplays I was fucked by an elf wearing a magic strapon. What was the magic, you would wonder? Well, this: I got pregnant of two horses. And so it came to pass that I went to the hospital at Stepford Village to give birth to Whotter's new sisters, Cassiopeia Lacerta and Lacerta Cassiopeia. You can imagine the poor guy's confusion. He fainted.

Oh yes, we gave birth in the dental clinic there. But who cares, this is Second Life.

Good things are balanced with the bad things really. The old Street Whores location was going to have a farewell party on monday September 16. The signs all said 7AM. 7AM San Francisco time is a weird time to have a party, globally speaking. It doesn't match well with people's schedules in the areas of the world where actually someone lives, except for Japan maybe, but that might actually a bit late for the Japanese already. Not that we have many Japanese visitors in our street...
But a bunch of us went out for a dance and Whotter played the recorder: "Theme from Titanic". Everyone agreed that he shouldn't have done that...

That evening DJ Rachael did the set at the actual goodbye party, which I missed. It turned out that this was to be her last party as a host on Street Whores. A few days later I received news that she left. One of the owners leaving is sad news, but it's even sadder as along with Rachael 2 of my other friends left. There has clearly been a big disagreement within the ownership. Even as one of the managers of the place, I am not sure what happened.
This is also one of the things I spoke about with Chrissy this morning, over coffee, while Whotter kept begging for fish. I thought he sold fish? Do you get it?

A week after there was an opening party, which was said to have been successful as well. Suzi DJ'ed there. Meanwhile I learnt that Rachael has been recruited by the owner of a new, competing place. Chrissy and a few of the other girls are renters there too now.

It's all quite confusing. I am not sure if I should either be sad or happy about all of this.
Let's make another coffee.

Street whores and coffee

I like to work on sunday mornings, but I never start without having had my cup of coffee first. Some sundays that turns out to be all I do. That's fine too.

Like today: Steph called and I invited her over for coffee at my place. We took a seat on the couch with Whotter. (Yes, my kid drinks coffee too...) Before too long Elvira saw us on minimap and she joined in. She was joined by the next girl within a few minutes: Ambyr.

Meanwhile a prospective client showed up outside. Like I care... Soon he gave up and got himself some Fish and Chips from Whotter's shop.

Pole dancing: it's all about coffee

Pole dancing is one of the more popular things to do for girls in Secondlife and it offers many of us a little bit of pocket money. Even amongst the ones you may never find in a nightclub or dance venue anymore, there are quite a lot who have tried it at some point. They may not be too willing to talk about it though.

So, what is the secret to pole dancing?

Well.. just one thing: coffee.
I could say it is patience, but that would just be boring. So I will say it is coffee. The reason is simple: when you're a dancer in a club it usually means you have to wait a lot. Most of the time not much will happen at all. If something happens, like a guy coming in, you have to be a bit lucky too. You can't get through all this time by just staring at the screen. that's where coffee comes into play. You sometimes just need lots of it if you're planning to stay awake.

The best of us can easily combing pole dancing and coffee drinking. We have no issues entertaining a visitor while sipping on a hot, steamy cup. Meanwhile we wrap our legs around the pole, twirl around it, slide down, all of this while keeping the coffee cup perfectly balance. Try that in real life!