Masked zebra

Some outfits and colour patterns are just plain hot. And some should be outlawed. I think walking around like a masked zebra is definitely not-done. So I do it. It all started with me in an evening dress with a nice handbag this morning, but after this adventure ended up in wild sex I decided to cut back a bit on the clothing. After all, I would have to take it off again. Pretty soon, it turned out.

Miss Zebra Moneymachine wishes you a Happy New Year!

Melanie tells me about men and boys

Melanie Tuxing: "Well, tsai, getting a dose of the clap from a whore makes a man of  a boy."
 

Tsai Cheng: "LOL, may i quote you on that?"

Melanie Tuxing: "They are no longer innocent and are immediately experienced at how it is with women."

Merry Christmas!

My colleague DeeAnne Gundry and I wish you a Merry Christmas!

Photoshoot with Othello

I just did a photoshoot with Othello, on Flickr this one doesn't fall into the 'kittens' category, though some may argue that I sometimes fall into this category. Anyways, it's porn, so enjoy it:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/96915038@N04/albums/72157660278658634

Well, just two more pictures as preview:

Street Whores Christmas Party

After the girls' night out it was time for the Street Whores Christmas Party. Like last night it was a wild dance, only this time I had not been busy with it in advance and I didn't bother to put a gangbang cage out in the snow. It wasn't much of a success last year anyways.

We had a contest again of course and, much to the surprise of some people, I didn't win a prize. I was disqualified way before it got to that stage. How did that happen? Well... ehmm...

There was this guy around, named Maxx. He might be famous by now.

Maxx was asked to take his cock out of his pants by the DJ at the Street Whores Christmas Party. I wondered if he would not get too cold like that.
He was enthousiastic though and said he might become famous, with his photo's being posted on Twitter etc. I told him I could help him with that and decided to lend him a hand (and my lips). As far as the contest was concernerd: that night Maxx won the big prize and the judges disqualified me.

He would not have won without me though, right?

Girls' night out

Together with the other street whores we had a 'girls' night out' last night. One hour before the Christmas party at Street Whores - Town Square. We went to the 'Horse' region where there is a ski resort, with horseback riding, skiing, a rollercoaster and sleds. Some would claim there were sluts too last night. I will not comment on that.

Arrival at the Horse region, by our own transport

We went there in the usual way, teleport, but of course some of us brought our own vehicles, for decorational purposes: my pink granny's bike, an autoped, stuff like that.
After this it was time to get up on our horses and ride uphill, to the ski's. From there we could go down again. My horse was a disaster of course. At first I kind of liked the idea of having something substantial between my legs, but soon enough the beast found out I was a newbee at horseback riding and it simply started grazing. Horses like to eat... It took me a while to have the animal obey me again.

Horseback riding

Somehow I managed to have the beast carry me up the hill. I arrived last of everyone. Then I had to pick my ski's, which I didn't manage, so I decided to go for a sled. That was a scary experience...

Going downhill on the sled

Well.. after this we went to the bar, I got drunk, we took the rollercoaster and I vomited. I don't remember too much of this, fortunately. After vomiting it was time for our Christmas party at Street whores!

Woohoo!

Tailor Riederer and the Ring of Pleasure

After one of the many chats I have in the Second Life porn community and partly because of my recent renewed interest in using Flickr for Second Life photography, I was asked by SL porn producer Tailor Riederer for an audition.

Tailor has a tradition: every girl is portrayed in (or should I say: ON) his 'Ring of Pleasure'. He has well over 150 girls portrayed on it so far.

Today was my turn. :-)

The most wonderful time of the year

But I feel for you guys. It is not so easy to be with the wife and kids all day. Multiple days, if you live outside the US and have 2 days of Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year can be quite a test.

You deserve a Christmas present too. Something that warms you up and gets you ready to face the hard, stressful family times during the holidays.

That's where I come in..

How to become a prostitute - part 3, advertising yourself

Once you found your spot in the virtual world to go whoring, you have to think about ways to get your own clients there. Naturally there will be men who drop by and chat you up, this may even be the best way of finding clients, but having your name out in the world does help.
There are multiple ways to do this. You can do as me and start a blog of course, but if you're not into regular writing or devoting that much time to creative outbursts, there are easier things that you can do. Some things that you will even have to do.

So, you found your spot to go whoring, now what?

Your tart card

One of the first things any serious pro needs is her own 'business card' with escorting info. This is a pretty simple thing, that can be written in less than twenty minutes and will prove it's use for months, years even, if you last in this profession. I call it a 'tart card', because that's what the names seem to be for cards left in phone boots in the United Kingdom. I rather liked this name.



So, what's in it?

• A photo: having a photo of yourself for prospective clients always helps. You can ad multiple, but you don't have to overdo it. Just get a few good ones, not necessarily naked. Sugggestive does the job. Make sure they are full perms, otherwise you won't get them into a notecard in Second Life.
• A bio: tell those horny men something about yourself. Who are you? Why are you doing what you do? What are your sexual preferences. It doesn't need to be the truth, it just needs to find it's place into their dirty minds. If it gets their members up, that'll help too. Don't make it too long: they're looking for a whore, not a novelist.
• Your services: tell them what you do, what you are good at. Also tell them what you don't do. And don't overdo it on that last category, you will have to have a flexible mind if you intend to make money in this business.
• Your rates: they will want to know how much money their time with you is going to cost them. You can specify this by time units, say: 1000 Linden Dollars for 30 minutes, and/or by services provided: some girls charge more for sex than for lap dances or taking their clients out to the shop for a makeover (yes, that happens too). I will say more on pricing in a later chapter, for now I just want to say: don't make it too complicated, you're a hooker, not the tax man.
• If you're always in the same spot(s), think about adding a landmark, it may help them to physically find you. Not all advertising board owners like this though, so be prepared to have an extra card without landmark around.

This picture used to be in my tart card. You can see there's even a phone booth on it!

Tart card: an example

I'll give an example of what can be in a well-made card with escorting info, first my own:

Are you bored? Are you lonely? Doesn't your wife understand you?
No worries, you can always call me. I will do anything for you...

<Here goes my image>

If you like to have some fun with an exotic sex kitten, you're welcome to IM me ;)

I'm 24 years old, half Asian and ready for you..

I am openminded, I love sex and I like to make you feel good being around me.

Also, I get off at feeling dirty.
Whether you want me for a romantic date or rape and murder me in an alley, I'm yours to do with whatever you want...

These are my rates:

15 mins lapdance/blowjob:  500L
30 mins sex: 1000L
60 mins sex 2000L

Don't be shy to IM me. Even when I'm not in, I may be able to setup a hot date with you :)

Blog: http://tsaicheng.blogspot.com/

As you see, I try to keep things simple: not too much text, I use a flat rate, so they know they just pay for my time and I list my blog, where they can get more info on me, or just read and be completely distracted.

Another example, from the advertisement board of my long-time colleague Elvira, it is named 'Elvira Avedon Street Girl Card':

<a picture here>
As you may have guessed I am a prostitute  If You are interested i would like to tell You about my services.
<another picture>
i am available for rent to please all Your desires or fantasies. i have few limits so please tell me what You like best. i am hooked on sex, enjoy BDSM and all fetishes. i like it rough too. You don't need to hold anything back with this girl my purpose is only to please You and give best value for money. i am only a street whore but i am good at it so You are going to have the time of Your life. my body is yours to use and enjoy in any way You please. i have Xcite body parts for your enjoyment.

Rates for renting me are:

Public dancing. Tip me as You feel i deserve.

Private dancing, lap dance and strip. L 200

Sex 15 minutes for L 450

BDSM 15 minutes for L 450

Beating, violence, rape etc. 30 minutes for L 800

Or the cheapie options... a quickie upskirt in the alley five minutes for 250 lindens :-)
<a picture here>
Kidnap, imprisonment slavery roleplay. Price to be agreed. depending on time. You can keep me bound or locked up and isolated as You please for multi-sessions. i run ONLY RLV and have collar and restraints, gag etc. i will be unable to escape and in your control.

Longer sessions are available as You may prefer, L 800 for 30 minutes. L 1600 for one hour etc.
<a few more pictures>

It is structured in a different way than I would do it, but it provides all the info a prospective client would need. Notice some specialities and own roleplay fantasies of Elvira's are included.

My colleague Elvira, with the Street Whores advertising boards behind her

Where to advertise

Once you have your card with escorting information you can think about distributing it. Of course you can just drop it on any man that you encounter, but chances are that this may not be appreciated by all of them. Some of them might take offence and abuse report you for being a spammer. Or they will decide to not come back to your place in Second Life (imagine 5 to 10 girls doing this at once... a bit intrusive isn't it?)
So, you will want to be just a little more discrete about it. Of course you give your card to men who ask for it, but you can offer it to them using the many advertising boards in SL too, starting with one of the boards in your own workplace. Assuming there are...

Next you will have to look for other places for your advertisement. This is easy, just think of the following:

• Where do horny men (or women) go?
• Where do I find plenty of them, preferably ones in possession of some cash?
• How much can I afford to pay for a sign?

Now use the search and walk around. The best places are places where plenty potential clients may walk by. You will want them to see your ad, so you're not going to look for a hidden spot. What are the places you see first, once you land in a region? Go for those spots, or spots as close to them as possible.
Don't be tempted to pay too much, in the end you only have so much money to spend on advertising and only so much time in-world to earn it back. You don't want to give all of your money to the owners of advertising boards.

Getting your name out there does help. You can choose to do this on a larger scale for a while, then cut back on the costs, or you can be more modest and just choose a percentage of your total budget to be spent on ads.

Don't expect immediate results, it takes time to build up a reputation. Do it wisely and systematically.

Me, years ago, hanging out against a wall with advertising signs at Mystro Pestro, a busy adult region in Second Life

Get creative

Now you have your tart card and your advertising boards out there in the world it is time to go whoring! Just feel hot for yourself and it'll work.
But if you feel like it, there are always some extra things that you can do to attract clients. There are always men (or women, furries, dragons...) out there looking for something special.

So, what else could you do?

• Make photo's, and post them on sites like Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/96915038@N04/
• Become a porn actress, some men love the idea...
• Use social media, like Facebook, Twitter, to get your name out there and chat with (prospective) clients as well.
• Use Secondlife's own social feed to inform people on your presence and activities and think about the options that websites like SLUniverse may have for you to gain a name for yourself.
• Socialise with your colleagues and learn from them.

That's it basically, of course there's always more to learn on subjects like advertising and marketing, but this is plenty to start out as a whore. Next time I'll go on and tell about hooking up potential clients in-world.



All blogposts from this series:

How to become a prostitute:  

Part 1: finding a place to work
Part 2: appearance 
Part 3: advertising yourself (this one)

Working the street in pictures

It's not always very busy when i work my street, so I often find other things to do on the side. Blogging is one of them. Another hobby I practice is photography.

I try to get better at this slowly. The Second Life viewer gives many options to change the looks of our world and the way it is rendered. You can edit colour and light properties, change windlight settings in rendering and change the camera lens type, going from fisheye to portrait lenses and back. There's a bunch of other options too, maybe one day I'll get to explaining this in a more structured way.

For now, I will just mention where I send my photographs. Feel free to have a look yourself, at a lost moment or any time you feel like.

My photostream on Snapzilla is the oldest, I post a lot there for years already: http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/ProfilePage.aspx?Name=Tsai+Cheng

I also have an account on Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/96915038@N04/

And I post a lot of updates in the feed on my.secondlife.com: (you have to login to see these) https://my.secondlife.com/tsai.cheng/snapshots/

The master likes my boobs

My colleague approached me in IM and chatted me up for a few minutes. I forgot what it was about, whoring stuff probably. I asked her about the guy she was obviously talking to, he had just come in and was standing next to her.

"No he is not a client, he's my master."

Aha, I should have noticed the chain that was attached to her of course, silly me. A few minutes after this conversation she walked off, in the direction of one of the whore's apartments that can be rented in this region. The master staid behind for a little while and he clicked on my boobs (I have this tool, it invites people to click on my boobs to get escorting information). He clicked again.

"I like your boobs," he said.
"Thank you."

Next he walked off, towards his slave. I remember I thought it funny that the apartment was rented by the slave and the master was her guest there...

The street whores christmas tree is back!

I got a notice that the christmas tree was backk in the square, so I had a look. Properly dressed for the occasion of course. Next to the tree I found Elvira, who decided that it still needed some work.

When I heard the word 'work' I naturally backed off a little, but it didn't stop me from blogging about the thing. While I made a couple of pictures, Elvira changed the colour of the tree, added some light and even some green stuff and look: it was just like the real thing now!

Our preparations for 'the most wonderful time of the year' (enter Coca Cola commercials and advertising for all the other garbage we don't need) was brutally disturbed by Bojana though, who just returned from a client. She was wearing a fake fur coat and, when we reminded her of her humble social status, she even proceeded to open some champagne.

"It's obviously fake, Tesco bubbly," Elvira said. That got us all back to earth.

For those who wonder what kind of presents he can find under the tree: there will be a 'lucky dip' soon. The name says it all... You can win a free ride with one of the girls that submitted their names for it. I'll be one of them.

Blogging whores meet in the streets

Caroline Resident runs a succesful blog on her travels in the virtual world of Second Life, well that's how I would phrase it. She's described being an escort before in her blog and now she's ready to take the job one step further down on the level of social acceptance, to see what happens in the world of street whores.

That's when you easily run into me of course, so I decided to contact her on Twitter and meet up, in the streets.

Throughout the past years I shrunk a little and I found out that Carol, being a big blogger, has an avatar that's quite a bit shorter than mine. Many men seem to like petite, so I don't think that'll be a disadvantage in her new job.

We met already yesterday, when I had a bunch of cients in a row, without actually having to take my clothes off (that happens too), but today we had more time to chat. Mostly about blogging, kinks and things that happen in SL. Looking at her blog and experience in Second Life, I think she will have little trouble adapting to the life of a street whore.

Let's see. It's always nice to welcome a new colleague, even if it's a temp.

Sex with a prostitute in his wife's bed

I feel his warm breath between my breasts as he says it, once again: "Marry me!" My answer is like before: "Yes, honey, push it deeper, yes, go on, make me cum..." Or well, something like that, I don't remember all the things I say between the sheets (or in the dirty alleys where you would expect a street prostitute).
He's a nice guy, I mean, he hires me for pretty steamy sex, usually with his wife's portrait at the wall, except for the time when he changed it for a picture of us two staining the sheets at his home, but he did cheat on three of his Second Life wife's with me already. Maybe four, I only recall he got caught twice with me... That doesn't make him a very good candidate for marriage in my view. Let's not even mention whether he should consider me good wife material.

There's other stuff we're good at though, so have a look at the other photos below the page break...

A little disclaimer: yes, he wants to be photographed and visible in my blog. It was explicitly asked before even.

Your high-heeled tour guide

Being a prostitute is not just about sex. It may help if you give very good blowjobs but having good social skills is important. Sometimes a man just wants company, or in this morning's case, a tour of the area.

There were two men around and about three girls. (I'm not so good at counting colleagues, they don't bring in much money) The first man was the 'master' of one of the girls. He was tall, Russian and he chatted me up about my boobs. He told me I had nice breasts. If someone tells you that in the department store it would be kind of awkward, but from my professional kind of view it's not so bad, I do appreciate the compliment.
The Russian guy left with the girl he owns to her apartment (yes, she rents it) and left me with the second man, who seconded the compliment. The man had previously greeted me back when I said 'hello' and seemed nice anyways. He walked around the block, after which I offered to give him a little tour of the place.
He seemed to like that, I guess partly because he would like to know what the area was like, partly for the idea of following something in fishnets and high heels around the block.
So, I showed him the back alleys, the playground, a few abandoned warehouses, the public restroom and my favourite back alley with the graffiti. I ended the tour amidst the ruins of some old houses (which is a newer part of the builds, as you will often find out in SL)

"I like your butt too."
Aha, that was expected. Not perse him saying it, but the perks of the tour not being just the 'sights'. We had a little chat and parted when he mentioned someone coming online. He gave me a handsome tip.

Fishnets and leather

Let's see if I can do a little fashion post, something slutty of course, the stuff a whore would wear. Starting with fishnets and leather.

Top: ALESSANDRA - Fishnet Top BLACK (with Tango Delicq appliers)
Jacket: [MODA] KASEY ULTRA LEATHER JACKET
Skirt: Kinky Designs - Leather Skirt 01
Fishnets: [ abrasive ] Ripped Up Nets
Shoes: Enelya's Creations - %.:EC:. Nevada 3 Left [For Slink High Feet]
Handbag: Maxi Gossamer - Fufu Bag - Madame Mimi - Black Feather

I'll keep my body properties out of this, it's both too much work and you'll find me with this hair and skin most of the time anyways.

Tramps and spammers

Every now and then I receive this unsollicited teleport request by a random avatar. Looking at his profile I usually see the following:

1- He is not in my ´friendlist´
2- It is an avatar with a blank profile
3- It a relatively new avi

Obviously throw-away-accounts. Don you just love it when people use those to ´invite´ you for a ´party´?

I mentioned this to my colleague-in-the-streets Billijo, a lovely furry who now walks around in a Santa cap to keep her head and neko kitty ears warm. She agreed to join me in a little visit to the place, that she identified, solely from my description as ´Tramps´ in the Paalen region.
I opened the world map and selected the region that the teleport request came from and saw that she was correct. Billijo had first crashed, so now I teleported her in and we had a look around.

It turns out this place has ´verified´ men. I have seen places with ´verified´ girls before, but for men this procedure seemed new to me. Billi just thought it funny. After clicking away a popup that asked me to join a group for the fee of two Linden dollars I looked around a bit. The place looked like I imagined, maybe I even recognized it somehow as one of the places where I sometimes went to ´win´ a contest. Those used to be held in those clubs that looked like bland boxes, stuffed with advertisements, ugly avatars and pointless shouting. (Ohh sometimes I miss those nihilistic days) It was just too familiar.

I decided to say something.
Tsai Cheng: so, this is the place that always spams me tp requests?
Their response took three minutes, no one ever answered me.
Security 5: You have been ejected, if you feel this is wrong please send an email to TrampsClub@Outlook.com mentioning your SL username.

A new attempt to teleport to their place confirmed that they had banned me. I am not going to email them of course and I expect them to spam me again next time, for some ´party´. Let´s see.

A quote on prejudice

Prejudice causes a lot of damage in daily life. I was just reminded of that through a text I found in the profile of a man that chatted me up this morning, while I was casually working my street corner:

¨The 14 year old girl holding hands with her 3 year old son, the one you just called a slut... She was raped at the age of 11. The girl you just called fat...shes overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly... she spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped... he is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars... he fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying... his mother is dying. Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95 percent of you wont re-post this, but i'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.¨

Same goes for punters, they are not awful people, just men (and sometimes women) going about their lives as everyone else.

Cum over my dress

A friend of mine showed me this new Red Light region, it was favela-themed and looked very nice. At some point, during our walk along the streets, a man in swimming trunks showed up. He was the kind I would expect to be broke: no shoes, no clothing, no animation override. I started to tease him a little, asked him if he'd like a threesome with me and my friend, I'd give the second guy a 50% reduction.

He sent my friend an instant message: " Are you that rich?"
Next he proceeded to jerk off. He came over my dress. I bet his mother would be proud of him... ;-)

Boobs in four sizes, make your pick!

Sometimes a man tells me I have huge boobs. Then I look at the girl standing next to me. Often hers are larger. Welcome to the world of Second Life implants, where you can choose between, big, bigger, humungous and well... even bigger than that.
Can you guess what my regular size is? And what do you think? Which of the four suits me best?

Fucking a prostitute in his wife's bed

You may wonder, what kind of a man would commit adultery in his own bed, at home, when his wife is away. With a prostitute.

Well, I have a regular client like that. He seems pretty addicted to me, to the point where he insists I blog about him.

He already got caught with me twice.. Once his second (or third) SL wife found him with a string of cum from my lips to the tip of his cock, a second time the girl he married next discovered him while he hired me for a session on their beach.

So you can't say he never had a warning. It didn't stop him today from calling me in and showing me all the corners of his bed. I didn't have to do much myself even, he just tossed me around and used me like a piece of meat.

Afterwards I noticed he had changed the photo on the wall. Talk about risking discovery...

Caesar Osterham

Caesar Osterham is a photographer who sometimes drops by. He usually portrays events in Second Life. At least, that is how he started.

He has a rather extensive portfolio of photo's on Flickr ( https://www.flickr.com/photos/caesarosterham/ ), shot in various places throughout Second Life.

You expected us to be anywhere else but the bar, Photo: Caesar Osterham

I always like to chat a bit with the artistic types, so I hope he gets back to me later. Maybe he'd like to do a photoshoot with a poor working girl like me...

Chatting with Caesar

Morning cigarette

So, there I am. Out in the morning air. The season turned to autumn and I can feel the cold wind at my nipples. That's what you get for wearing a mesh thingie under your open coat of course, but yeah. A girl's got to get her business somehow. So I light my cigarette and watch the teleport point.

It's chilly, but there are still men around with either a large boner or a lot of beer in their systems, so even on these autumn mornings, eith few other girls around, business can be quite good. Let's see what this day means.

Street Whore Tai Chi

Finding your inner balance is important. Especially if you have so many alien things put inside you for your work. So my friend and colleague Anya must have thought. She got herself a set of Tai Chi poseballs and demonstrated them in the square.

The exercises weren't too hard, but can they ever be in Second Life. All we ever have to do is jump on a poseball. I kept on wondering though if regular Tai Chi involved wrapping our legs around a street lantern. Maybe it was just because Anya positioned my poseball too close to the lantern. Maybe it was intentional.

And then it looked like I was groping Emmi's boobies. All very unfortunate. I am pretty sure most girls were happy when we finally found our inner balance back...

A ticket for my knickers

We were just dancing when cop Stephanie emerged

The other day I received a ticket from fashion cop Stephanie, a warning:

Street Whore - Department of Underwear Knicker
TICKET DC3365F5PS
Succi Underwear police

To be completed by police officer and given to whore

Last name: Cheng
First Name: Tsai
Location: Town Square
Date: 9-10-2015
Time: 3.00 Pm Swedish time

The Resident was found not wearing a under Knickers and there fore gets this first Warning Ticket. After 5 Tickets the suspect as the comply with the appropriate punishment.

This is the first warning.

Wild West Party

Last thursday we had another party in the Suzi's monthlies series. The theme was Wild West. I only found out 25 minutes prior to the party that there was something going on, so I arrived fashionably late at the event.

I have to dress up properly for this, you see. Well.. some people said my dress wasn't 'proper' of course, let alone appropriate. Nevertheless, the place being called 'Street Whores' for a reason, I took away first prize in the contest. That wasn't the first time.

I didn't even have to go backstage to perform some extra tasks for this..

A regular street whore's work day

From my front door I walk down the road, to the square. It's as exciting as that. Some men may like to watch though, so I make sure I walk slowly and my hips swing a little more than average.

And yes, there he is: the potential client. Only, he is AFK. Away From Keyboard, as we say it. They don't need sex like that. Well maybe they do, but then they'll have to wake up their wives.

But that is it really. Walking around, standing, sitting, leaning against street lanterns. It is what we do. We have to be on our feet and see what happens around us. To hook up the right one.

In the meantime we chat a bit, walk around some more or we just simply get incredibly bored hanging around against a wall or street lantern.

That is how exciting our work really is. Oh yes, sometimes we have sex, a few times a day or so. Not more. It can even be fun. It can be.