My blog on a prim

What are two whores doing in the library on a thursday morning?

I have been wanting to make my blog readable in-world in Second Life for a long time now. Chrissy said she was going to help me. To do this properly we would need some sort of a script, she said, so we went looking for that.
It's not so hard to find online sources if you do a search for "HTML on a prim" and "Second Life", but it's hard to actually find the information that will get it to work for you. One source told us we should get some sample prims with scripts at the library region, so there we went.

We searched for a while for a place at the Cookie region that was to be names 'hobo' eh... something. I forgot the full name. We didn't find it but in the end Chris did manage to explain to me how I could change the front texture of a box-shaped prim display my blog. It would always be possible to make a proper poster of it later.

If anyone has an idea on how to fix this, do tell me. In the meantime, my blog can be read in the Street Whores Info Center just as well. It's there next to the sign that keeps the colleagues informed about the well-being of Nesliyah, who is recovering from an accident in RL.

Black Friday deals at Street Whores

Yes! Black Friday deals are a thing at Street Whores!

There are deals for the girls: you can make a photo with a motorcycle at Natalie Gem's gallery and across the street Wanda's has a 50% off-titled top and a black handbag as a gift. I picked those up and made a photo on the motorcycle.

When I continued my walk down the road, I noticed Whotter had also placed some signs: "Black Friday" and "50% OFF". Since he has no real business model I wondered what that meant. Had he already eaten 50% of the fish himself? Or was the fish just for 50% off?

I wouldn't trust it. Best try his fish if you want to poison someone else.

A little chat on sunday morning

Kath walked by to say hello this morning, just when I was wondering to blog about. Sunday mornings used to be good for business, catching late-night American clients, but it seems lately the American market has dried up here lately, in favour of the European. It might just be a thing of this region...
She mentioned the other place, where I had used her apartment previously. Apparently, some pimp had robbed them of 300.000L$. That's pretty bad. It sounds a bit like the scams and robberies that were all over SL in the old days. To me, it also sounded like someone had been very naive.

So, what else happened the past few weeks?

I had a little chat with Rachael, who has left us at Street Whores and is now an owner in another region. She seems to be doing well. I'm happy for that.

And Whotter showed up with a truck, that he got somewhere to transport his fish. I am not sure where he had bought it, or whether he even stole it, but he was creating quite the havoc with it. I allowed this for a little while, as I hoped he would drive it over the tyre kicker that followed me and Bojana around that day. Unfortunately, the tyre kicker had been smart enough to leave the scene in time...

Violins, foals and fish and chips

The other day I had a chat with Bo next to Whotter's fish and chips stand. I told bo about my two new odd daughters and brought in the white foals. For the first time, I noticed that Whotter actually liked to see them. He wasn't showing any sign of jealousy anymore.

Meanwhile, Bo and I were talking about 'making things happen'. Conctrary to regular video games, a virtual world is a platform, not a place with precooked storylines. This means you rely on your own creativity and that of the people around you to make it fun. Saying "I am bored" actually says a lot about yourself here...
And, oh blast, did Whotter just start feeding the poor foals fish and chips there? Hey, that's not good for horses! Damn Whotter.

Well, as you may understand it didn't take long before they were completely stuffed with the fatty food and spent the next hour reclining in the middle of the street...

Visiting another town

I hadn't really worked in another place for years, except maybe for the Bunny Girl Club, which never really took off. In the past I was at Trashy Whore Trailer Park at times, but otherwise I've been pretty much confined to Street Whores.
But unrest does get a girl on her legs so I decided to take a look around. It wasn't long before I found a place to visit: Whore Street, in Velvet Isle region.

Much to my surprise I even found girls who greeted me and talked back to me when I did. It almost feels like a new experience now. A few men walked in during the first 10 minutes I was there: they said hello too. That's refreshing!

For the AFK girls there was even a special board. And there was actually a manager around that had the task to enforce a no-AFK rule. Well-done!

But of course I had no need for the AFK Board. I soon got my ass moving. Quite the morning...

Bladibla buy dino?

Christina: Hey bitch!
Christina: You're stuck in a weird pose...
Tsai Cheng: hi!
Tsai Cheng: so nice of you to say..... let me fix that
Christina: How's tricks?
Tsai Cheng: you know...
Tsai Cheng: bladibla buydino
Christina: Hehe... happy hooking!

Bored Whores Inc.

There are so many things that I could tell right now, but I find it hard to just mention everything, so this morning I sat down with Chrissy and Whotter and we had a coffee. Well... Whotter tried to extract fish from us.

But let me try:

I have a new place at Street Whores now, after the move from Wirtz to Hoogenach region. It's at Bordello Alley, where the owners have added one extra house for me. It's one of those little changes that have been made in the new Street Whores. I like that it's in a region of it's own now.

Whotter has a new fish and chips stall now. He likes it. Now he pays no rent and he can just get his fish supply from the trashcan (The fountain that was in the old place has been emptied by him and the monkeys ages ago.)

I mentioned I didn't know where to start. Well... this is one of the reasons: you know I occasionally engage in strange roleplays. In one of these roleplays I was fucked by an elf wearing a magic strapon. What was the magic, you would wonder? Well, this: I got pregnant of two horses. And so it came to pass that I went to the hospital at Stepford Village to give birth to Whotter's new sisters, Cassiopeia Lacerta and Lacerta Cassiopeia. You can imagine the poor guy's confusion. He fainted.

Oh yes, we gave birth in the dental clinic there. But who cares, this is Second Life.

Good things are balanced with the bad things really. The old Street Whores location was going to have a farewell party on monday September 16. The signs all said 7AM. 7AM San Francisco time is a weird time to have a party, globally speaking. It doesn't match well with people's schedules in the areas of the world where actually someone lives, except for Japan maybe, but that might actually a bit late for the Japanese already. Not that we have many Japanese visitors in our street...
But a bunch of us went out for a dance and Whotter played the recorder: "Theme from Titanic". Everyone agreed that he shouldn't have done that...

That evening DJ Rachael did the set at the actual goodbye party, which I missed. It turned out that this was to be her last party as a host on Street Whores. A few days later I received news that she left. One of the owners leaving is sad news, but it's even sadder as along with Rachael 2 of my other friends left. There has clearly been a big disagreement within the ownership. Even as one of the managers of the place, I am not sure what happened.
This is also one of the things I spoke about with Chrissy this morning, over coffee, while Whotter kept begging for fish. I thought he sold fish? Do you get it?

A week after there was an opening party, which was said to have been successful as well. Suzi DJ'ed there. Meanwhile I learnt that Rachael has been recruited by the owner of a new, competing place. Chrissy and a few of the other girls are renters there too now.

It's all quite confusing. I am not sure if I should either be sad or happy about all of this.
Let's make another coffee.

Saying goodbye to my old house

I am not sure if I can look it up in my blog, or maybe in old pictures, but I must have lived in this house at Street Whores since at least 2013, maybe even 2012 or '11. That is 6 or 7 years, a long time to live in a house in Second Life. So I will surely miss it.

I decided to make a few photo's of the place...

I've lived here for 6 or 7 years, now it's time to move.

Street Whores is moving - Part 2

The new region for Street Whores, whose location I will reveal later, looks very much like the old one, but the shopping area will be redesigned. The current shopping square has not been functioning for a long time now and it was definitely due for an overhaul.
Because of this, my old corner house, 3 stories big and revised several times over the years I have been living in it, will not be there anymore either. That's the sad part of the story. The good part is: I will now be a neighbour of whores like Mel and Kath, the long-time renters and veterans of the alley. Add me to this slippery row of tenants and you will know where to look next time you visit Street Whores.

There's a lot of work to be done to my new house still and for at least the coming week my old house will still be around, but the bed is already there. So everything should be set for action.

Meanwhile, Whotter is very active too. He is a bit sad that he will have to give up his current shop space for his fish and chips restaurant, but he's showing himself the little entrepreneur too in the process. I am not sure what he plans to do with his fish and chips business, but here you see him chat up Agua, thinking that there might be some space left in the moving truck that carries her things.

Pro Tip 10: Fay: don't be fucking pushy with guys

Would you take advice from a girl who has that much cash stashed away in her cleavage? Well... I would, so I asked Fay Fire for a Pro Tip.

Fay Fire (fayna): You see guys landing here all the time... 3 whores greet him and tell him shit... Guy leaves 10 secs later... Why?
Tsai Cheng: I do the same in a clothing store, I want to look around quietly before I commit.
Fay Fire (fayna): Because he just can't bother wasting time having a conversation with multiple girls.... They come here in first place to avoid having to work on a conversation... Why would people think they want 4... I just dont get that
Tsai Cheng: Hmmm.
Fay Fire (fayna): In my experience... You do better if you stay totally silent and let the guys talk first.
Tsai Cheng: Yes, or give them a lead and see if they react. But don't overdo it.
Fay Fire (fayna): Then you engange in a convo... because the guy already showed you he wants a convo.
Tsai Cheng: If nothing comes back, stay put.
Fay Fire (fayna): And yes, it is like shopping: nothing bothers more a guy in a shop that getting "help" he didn't ask in first place.
Tsai Cheng: Hmm.
Fay Fire (fayna): Some might want you being super pushy... and that is fine, and you should be pushy with those... but many use that method as default.. and law of chances says it is a bááááád idea.

Street Whores is moving

 The other night I received a notecard from one of the owners of Street Whores, Elvira. It mentioned that great things were about to happen. Let me copy-paste the text here:

"Street Whores will be MOVING from our dear old crowded and laggy parcel in Wirtz to a whole sim of our own.  See attached texture for details.

We won't be moving for a couple of weeks yet (16th September) but meanwhile Suzi Ah is working frantically to finish construction in the new sim.

Your favourite filthy rough sex destination will all be there but
Bigger, better and less laggy. The ultimate British themed red light district :-)

Real prostitutes, a range of the best tarts in SL who'll chat and flirt with you men :-) There's a girl for all tastes.

The best hot sex facilities in SL whether in the alley for a quickie or in the girl's whorehouse or in one of the themed skyboxes.

Hot cheap sluts for all tastes.

Passion, filthy sex anything goes and no strings attached.

The old place is still open so drop in and chat with the tarts. Hope to see you in the new sim in a couple of weeks
xoxoxo
Elvira"

Whotter came to me somewhat concerned after he saw the signs in the street. Apparently he can read them and he is afraid his fish will be rotten after a long trip in a moving van. I don't understand his concerns really, it's not like the fish of his restaurant was fresh in the first place...

The hottest window in town

Is right here at my window brothel 'Playtime', with me and Chris behind it! Of course the only visitor this morning is a colleague talking about handbags...

It's not all as bad though. A little later Rachael came by for a chat and joined us in the window next to it. We might not have landed a threesome this morning, but we did have a good time together. That's often what it's about: being there and creating the atmosphere together.

You can join us too and have fun at Street Whores: secondlife://Wirtz/128/128/50

Modelling for Tammy Jones-Pinedo

The other day I went modelling for Tammy Jones. The other models were Kay and Christina. I wanted to share the photo she made here:

3 Muses, Tammy Jones. With: KayinSL, Tsai Cheng, Christina Monteverdi

One of my loyal readers

... once made an avatar to visit me at my workplace in Secondlife. Or my house, as you might call it, as I live in the same area for years now.

Every now and then he walks through my street to visit me. Yesterday was one of these occasions. I was sitting in my window at the 'Playtime' window brothel and said hello as he came into my chat range. All smartly dressed in a suit. I hope some of the cum didn't spill on it, dripping from my chin or boobs.

So, here it is... See you next time ;-)

World Cup on heels

"If you can't beat them, join them!" she said and erected a set of goal posts in the street. No one was really doing much with Chris' football setup though. She said a few men had walked by, ignoring it. 2 girls kicked against the ball a few times.

I tried it too, but it was kind of hard to kick against a football while wearing heels...

Whotter visits SL16B

Whotter sent me a couple of snapshots today. Apparently he has been hanging out at SL16B, probably looking for fish out there. There seems to be a big pond in the middle of the festival regions.

This is the People Stage, where the music events seem place. It was a quiet time of day I suppose, with all the Americans asleep and the Europeans working. Whotter got his fish already though...

Then I got a photo from Athen Shire, with Whotter riding the tiny balloon bus/acorn. Apparently this tiny community region is part of SL16B though it is not on the official festival grounds.

This neo-modernist building houses the Bellisseria Community expo at the SL16B regions.

And no, this little critter is not eating fish...

"We die for your sins"

I ran into Chris and she was dressed in quite the unusual Easter outfit. She said:

 "We die for your sins"

"This is a protest against Christian policy makers and extremists who make the life of sex workers all over the world more dangerous. By criminalising us, our clients, by stigmatising and marginalising us, they contribute to killing us."

Good dog, bad dog

I've mentioned dogs walking around in our town previously. As in any neighbourhood where the trash is sometimes on the street rather than in the bin, stray dogs are abound.

Many of the girls don't like them much and while there are good dogs, like our street musician, some of the others are frowned upon for their roleplay. Some may be rather harmless and just want to be walked and petted, others may walk with huge dog cocks out: like the one that visited us yesterday.

Sandi was standing with me and Meli and was vocal of her disapproval of the dog, upon which the animal started to follow her around and pushed het avatar a few times. In the end, Meli and I just warned the creature. Next time this happens he will be ejected.

Ladies Night Out - The pictures

In my previous blogpost I mentioned the Ladies'night out, that I sadly couldn't attend. (RL can be a bitch) I asked Stephanie and Chris to send me some pictures, sot hat I could at least give an impression. They sent me these:

Gathering at the Meat Market

Sailing

Flying gliders

Crashing gliders

Bumper boats

Bowling

Ladies Night Out

Girls wanna have fun, right?

We can't rely on the punters for entertainment of course. That's why we used to have a Ladies Night Out every now and then. There hasn't been one in a while, but for today, at 7AM PDT Stephanie has one planned, starting in the Wirtz region from the Meat Market. From the looks of it we are going to crash a glider plane...

I hope it's insured. Probably not...

Graffiti on the doors

"We're going to spray paint Elvi's door," Stephanie said. That seemed like a good idea, so soon we were standing in front of her house. Elvira was inside, but clearly AFK (away from keyboard that is...). Soon enough the word 'fish' appeared on her door. Well... look around at the garbage in the street, it often smells a bit like fish here.

Then we proceeded with Mel's door. We wondered if she'd get grumpy at us making graffiti on her door, or if she would not even notice it.
Whotter appeared. We weren't sure if he could actually read a most inspiring word on Mel's door, or if our presence and an empty stomach led him to us. But he did say the word:

"Fish!"

Pro Tip 9: Bojana: try to figure out what your client likes

I spoke with Bojana about my series 'Pro-Tips' almost 2 months ago now and she had actually given me a pro tip for my blog. I hadn't processed it until now though. So, it's about time:

"Always look at the Client's profile and try to work out what HE likes. Don't get stuck on what YOU offer..."

Being a whore is getting into someone's mind and becoming their fantasy. In RL learning to read the clues in someone's behaviour, or even their cock's reaction to what you do can be quite an art, in SL it can sometimes be much simpler: take the trouble to read someone's profile. Look at what it says, in SL and RL tabs, look at picks and groups.
Then you can have a look at their avatar and you may get an idea of what this person is about. Some may still surprise you of course. But that's part of the game too...  You will learn to read avatars over time.

Street whores and coffee

I like to work on sunday mornings, but I never start without having had my cup of coffee first. Some sundays that turns out to be all I do. That's fine too.

Like today: Steph called and I invited her over for coffee at my place. We took a seat on the couch with Whotter. (Yes, my kid drinks coffee too...) Before too long Elvira saw us on minimap and she joined in. She was joined by the next girl within a few minutes: Ambyr.

Meanwhile a prospective client showed up outside. Like I care... Soon he gave up and got himself some Fish and Chips from Whotter's shop.