The life and loves of a cheapskate

Sometimes it's funny to follow the exploits of a wandering punterer, especially the ones who come in and spend a lot of time chatting the girls up. Of course there are all kinds of reasons a man would do this, but one type is easily discovered: the cheapskate.

They have different stories of course. Some of them are creative and they come up with a different story for each girl they talk too. Those are of course also the most amusing ones. When there's little action otherwise, it is a lot of fun to see them make their rounds.

A common trick is of course: act like the macho 'alpha male' and all the girls will go after you. Well, that's the theory. Not all girls are alike, unfortunately, and hookers have other objectives than being entertained themselves.
Another one: the dick pic. I am not sure which of my colleagues ever told me she appreciated one of these. As far as I know none of them ever did. It's not getting anyone free sex. Forget about it.

Then there is the most ingenious one, my colleague Mel mentioned this fellow trying on her: "I will make you pregnant, if you give me a reduced fee."

Brilliant. Really... Yes, that's what we all want, another Whotter!

All this walking does cost energy of course and it is a strain on the shoes. So at some point we found our punter, who still hadn't found his girl, tying his shoelaces. A short while after this he poofed.