Every sperm is sacred

Whotter found something on the pavement. It turned out to belong to a colleague of mine...

"Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood"

The stuff you find in the streets...