Saint Patrick's Day Party at Street Whores

 Tomorrow at 1PM it is time again for a party. For Saint Patrick's Day of course!

 

DJ Happy-Nes will spin the tunes at our special party venue, with a stage created by our own Mithrandiel.

So come dance drink flirt and fuck

as DJ Happy-Nes spins her tunes
Tuesday 17 March 2026 1PM SLT

At the Street Whores party grounds!

How Whotter nearly won the Rainbow Masters

In my previous post I mentioned how Whotter started to play golf and was determined to start in the Rainbow Masters, a golf tournament in Second Life that takes place in the first week of April, just like the real life Masters in Augusta every year.

When I heard him all rave about it, I thought it was just a fling: he would go to the tournament, play a round of golf, loose all of his golfballs and then get expelled from the course for fishing in their ponds and rivers. Or worse: playing 'Theme from Titanic' on his recorder.
I didn't count on two things though:
- The Rainbow Masters used a handicap system to give the less competitive players a chance
- Whotter's stubborn and often obsessive nature

 

This meant that Whotter, after playing 5 full practice rounds on the course, started the tournament with a handicap of 18, meaning he would have 18 strokes subtracted from the total number he made for every round.
This soon proved to be an error on behalf of the organisation: with all the practice he had put in, his progress during the tournament was rapid. The tournmament results below give an indication, but only when you realise that the last two round he played with an adjusted handicap of 8(!), not 18...

If they had not corrected his handicap, Whotter would have won the Masters with a 10 point lead!

Inspired by her brother's rapid progress on the golf courses of Second Life, his sister Ngọc purchased herself a golf set too. Having previously financed her brother's gear, she knew exactly who to solicit to get the money together.

So now she is not just extorting the neighbours with 'alien object'-schemes, caused by her brother's golf balls, she is striking them herself too...

 

Winter and a new year at Street Whores

The holidays are over and I am happy things return a little bit to normal for me now. I like one-on-one contact better than all the social pressure with the holidays.

We had a lot of fun at Street Whores though, with the Home Decoration Contest and the Christmas Party. On New Year's Eve (whenever that is in SL as we are all in different timezones) Jess had lit fireworks that went off every hour.

 

Virginia Stella organised 2 DJ's for the Christmas party and made these wonderful photos. It was a lot of fun, but oh boy, was I tired afterwards.

Meanwhile, Whotter and Ngọc befriended my friend's daughter Kvêta. One day after the weekly Second Life rolling restart I suddenly saw them all stand together on my roof, overlooking the streets. It was a bit strange to see Whotter and Kvêta not going at eachother's throats.

 

 

Otherwise, it is business at usual. With just the little change that my house is getting a bit small now, with my daughter now providing a large chunk of the family income. I had to get myself earplugs.

Two weeks of Halloween are over

 Wait, Halloween doesn't last two weeks, right? It's just one day? One night even...

It is, but of course, in Second Life, with people in multiple timezones, it will likely last 24 hours. Now imagine you have 2 places you work at within SL: a redlight district and a sex bar. Both organise a Halloween Party, both organise some events leading up to it. Those need to be planned in advance too.

So yes, Halloween takes two weeks or more. And that can be pretty exhausting. But then, you get a whole bunch of people decorating their places at Street Whores. You get this beautiful stage built by Mithrandriel Morningstar, enthousiastic DJ's and volunteers stepping up.

And that gives you party images that are reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch.

The madness is all worth it really.

The same happened at X-Sisters, where we had the 'Haunted Seduction' skull hunt, with Barflies going crazy to hire the staff and collect as many skulls as possible. Which also got me into quite some steamy sessions...

There was the kettle with the green, bubbling and odd-tasting Halloween Brew, that you would not dare drink any other time of the year..

The graveyard, where the barflies could rent a grave to place their collected skulls.

And of course, various sex locations, like here: The Crypt. Moist and spooky...

A hectic few weeks at Street Whores

I don't really know where to start. It has been a few weeks since I blogged, since so much happened at Street Whores. It is just not easy to write in an environment like this.

We had a huge reopening party at Street Whores and a couple of times during those 4 hours the region was completely full. So we considered that a big success. There were 2 DJ sets, one lucky visitor even had sex with our second DJ on stage...

We had a few nice locations open in our revived region: Lucky's Garage Bar being one of them.

Another venue we are slowly filling up with DJ events is 'The Underground', a discotheque below street level, accessible through an underground (or subway if you are American, Metro if French) entrance.

Fiver's famous Bar No.5 is back in the street too. It is great to see my old neighbour back, this time with a derelict/burnt down version of the bar she used to have opposite my old house in Bordello Alley. It was completely jampacked this sunday and everyone was drunk.

And of course I had lots to do myself...

So yes, let's meet up at Street Whores!

 

4th of July in Second Life

The 4th of July in Second Life resembles Christmas a bit, in a miniature version: Americans make a big deal about it and Marketplace is full of stuff that is sold for it. But on the day itself, they don't show up.

 

So we got a Dutch-Vietnamese-Ukrainian-Canadian crowd, dressing up an English owned bar in Second Life for our dear American guests. We even raised a flag for them. We omitted the fireworks: the Bald Eagle would have gotten scared and might even have resorted to calling PETA. We don't want that, right? We thought of our costumes though: Kvêta even found herself a native outfit and took the trouble of plucking some feather's from our peacock's tail*. Not sure the bird liked that.

Our Rita even made herself an American Eagle tattoo and since we all agreed it looked nice, she has put it up for sale on Marketplace as well. A number of visitors showed, but not one of them was American. Next year we celebrate Canada Day instead.

*We haven't heard from PETA yet, so we assume that the peacock had no phone.

A Street Whores Author Meetup

When I walked into the bar earlier this day, I was alerted to the presence of a vertiable author: Nikolaos Sakamoto. He has been there before and been talking about his work, or so I was told. As many authors who once entered Second Life, he stuck around. Maybe to explore the boundaries of imagination, or just the seedier corners of the human mind. Who knows?
Of course we tried encourage him to go to the Second Life Bookclub, to promote his work, but he seems shy to do so.

Well, that is the cultural sector for you I suppose: not too shy to hang around in a bar full of whores, but when it comes to promoting their work...

Whotter picked it up a lot better: he immediately handed Nikolaos a signed copy of 'Fish', his 8-world circular novel. That was much appreciated. We heard Nikolaos laugh about it for a while. But let me do some of his promoting now: there is more to be found on his character and his work on this website.

The 1000 Dollar Blowjob

 That is the 1000 Linden Dollar Blowjob of course...

I walked into the No 5 Bar after Kath and Chrissy greeted me. Kath mentioned how she would loose a lot of income due to some radio stream that had vanished, that had a game attached  to it. Then Christina mentioned she had helped Fiver to decorate the Christmas tree (Why that early? I hate that!): she had hung a blowjob ticket in it, from the Slut Machine. One of the old ones, that could still be cashed with her, as the machine now has 3 new girls in it.

She claimed when she logged in again she was 1000L$ richer and the ticket was gone. We told her she was bluffing...

But who knows, there are people who might pay that. She does give good blowjobs, it is said.

The Slut Machine

At No. 5 bar they have installed an interesting new device: a 'slut machine'.

It's actually a gacha that has as rare prize a 15 mins blowjob. The cost is 75L, other prizes you can win are a beer (the bottle can be recycled) or some book and maybe some other things.

Dora Derriere (dora.lane) is one of the 3 girls in the 'Slut Machine' at No. 5 Bar. The other 2 are Fiver herself and Chrissy. It might be fun to try out once. Or you can just go hangout at the bar. I am often there too.

Bored whore

Whoring is boring. That could be the conclusion when you see the picture I just found back from 4 years ago: me leaning against a street lantern. This is exactly what I am doing now. Little changed.

Oh well... Yes, I got a boob job, new tattoos, new false eyelashes and I give better blowjobs than ever. I suppose I even got really good at this. And I am blogging about it, which is the perfect way to kill time while nothing happens in the streets.

So, on the surface, you could say that 4 years down the road I am still the same bored whore. You may believe this...