How to become a prostitute - Part 1, finding a place

I guess there are all kinds of reasons for a girl to become a prostitute. In Secondlife, apart from the money, there is primarily one good reason:

You like cybersex, but most of all you love the feel of being paid for it...

  
So, how do you start out?
First of all you would need to be sure this is what you want. Being a whore may sound exciting, but it's a bore for much of the time too. Be prepared for hours and hours of sheer nothingness, digital rain and virtual disasters (crashes, silent logouts etc.) It's not glamourous and much of the time it's not raunchy or dirty either.
If you're just in it for a quick buck: become a banker
If you want lots of silly semi-afk cybersex: go to a 'nude beach'

Then, be prepared. I will go into stuff like good shapes, skins, skimpy or sexy clothing in all forms later, if I feel like. For now, I'm going to talk about places. Provided you are 'well-dressed' for the job, you don't look too awful and you have some experience in cybersex and dealing with scripted furniture, you're good to go. Only where do you go?

Poor hookers: it was Super Bowl weekend

I guess I am glad the weekend is over. A weird thing to say for a street hooker, who needs her dose of cash and cum from drunk, adulterating and horny men in the weekends most. But this weekend was different. This was a sports weekend.

And we don t like sports. Well.. to do it ourselves and get our bodies in shape for you guys to drool (and possibly cum) over them, yes. But we don t like the sort of sports that stains carpets, streets and keyboards with beer and fat from chicken wings.

Super Sunday is not so super for us, girls of the streets. We just hang, catch a cold and wait forever. For those few men who prefer straight, heathy sex to beer and pizza...

Hot Lips Couch

You must have been waiting for a while for my next blog post. I don't know if it makes you feel more comfortable, but waiting is what I tend to do all the time. My line of work might seem 'exciting' for some, most of the time it is about hanging in the streets, walking around and getting cold in the rain and the wind.

Every now and then I retreat into the bar at Wirtz, where I usually hang out, and I make myself comfortable. Sometimes with a drink or a bite. Sometimes I just hang at the couch. I think Salvador Dali's 'Hot Lips' couch makes me look pretty, don't you?

Well.. then get your ass over here and come warm me up! ;-)

Forever noob

Some of us can walk around in Second Life for ages and still look or behave as a newbee. You have to remind me that one day I cover the wellknown Alphaville Song from the 1980's and call it "forever noob". Or well, I'm not that good at music. I may have to inspire someone into doing it. Or I'll have to suck it out of him. More about that another time.

I met some guys who fit that profile today. German, trying to look too-cool-to-be-true in sunglasses, and looking for free sex while getting himself horny at street hookers. A little quote: "When you are good,I pay for the second fuck." I had to correct the spelling of course.

Tyre kickers be kickin' tyres....
Forever...

A baby is born

Chez was one day early. She gave birth to Rough. Surprisingly, she does know who the father is. Isn't he cute?

After the fashion show

I won a prize in one of the categories at the fashion show last saturday: a shared first prize in the 'model's choice' outfit category. It is a pity that near the end the regular fashion bloggers had left the place: they could have seen what 'model's choice' might imply when dealing with street hookers. ;-)

Dolling myself up for the fashion show

There will be a streetgirls fashion show this evening in Wirtz region. A bunch of local street hookers will present a number of hip, glamourous, exciting (and maybe weird or funny) outfits. Come join in and see!

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