A Double Street Whores Anniversary Party

We are celebrating a party tomorrow at Street Whores that sort of captures 2 events: it has been 15 years since the now iconic Second Life redlight district was founded by Suzi Ah. It's also been 1 year since Jess X rebuilt it after buying the land back at auction.

We hope the party will be fun of course and the start of yet another succesful year in the best redlight district in Second Life's history.

Well.. that almost sounded like a promotion, but the real promotion text of the party follows here: 

"It's been 1 year since Street Whores reopened and 15 years since we were founded.

Come celebrate 15 years of Street Whores with the finest Whores in SL.
And our DJ Stacia!

2 hours of sexyness and music to dance on!"

Street Whores Anniversary Party

Wednesday 1 October 2025
11AM PDT (SL Time)
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hoogenach/102/88/66

A typical timewaster

In my line of work I run into all sorts of timewasters. Let me share this IM conversation from today. I was sitting in my booth at 'Playtime' when I received an instant message from a guy that apparently had previously 'friended' me.

Punter: hello
Tsai Cheng: hi takumfaiz, how are you?
Punter: great
Punter: you
Tsai Cheng: good! thank you
Tsai Cheng: youŕe in for some hot fun dear?
Punter: i like to see you yes
Tsai Cheng: ok my rates are 1000 for 30 mins
Tsai Cheng: 500 for 15
Punter: maybe
Tsai Cheng: maybe?
Tsai Cheng: maybe you get laid?

Whoring on a saturday morning

What can I say? I am standing here, on a saturday morning. It's still dark and chilly outside. There's no one around here now, yes, there are the AFK girls a bit further down the block, but I am not counting them. Still, this can be a good moment. Men come home from bars, or they had a few drinks and it's getting late in the US. They may be horny but yet unsatisfied. Taking an early shift back here is a good option then. I am all fit and ready to take them on.

There's a man who walks in, he's across the block but he must have spotted me on minimap because he sends me an IM:

  "Hi there. Rates?"
  "Hello! 1000L for 30 minutes."
  "Thank you."

And that was it. He never says another word.

A furry girl with a trilby hat walks by. She's cute, with her wagging bento tail and purple hair but I do have to go to the bathroom urgently, so I excuse myself. When I come back she's gone to Zombie Central already*. So I follow her there. At least one person is talking.

* I am not sure if I mentioned it before, but I refer here to the usual spot where all the AFK whores go hang out and which can be pretty anti-social.

Fish and Chips at Street Whores

Whotter has been busy lately. There have been coming a lot of noises from under the stairs where he had collected heaps of wood. He roared ferociously whenever I got close, so I just thought to just let him be on his own at it. After all, we decided that downstairs was his room.

The other day though he appeared next to me at the Meat Market with a small hut. There were some signs attached: "Fish and Chips". So, my little son, who still speaks only about 4 or 5 words has a lot more going for him than is shown at the surface. He's quite the little entrepreneur!

Well ... That's what it looked like. He did sort of manage to make fish and chips, for the sales of his little cart I better not say how, but it became pretty clear he was always going to eat most of his goods himself. When Violet and I gathered around the cart, we did get our portion, but Whotter ... he might have taken 2 or 3 fishes for every single one we got.

All alone at the Meat Market

Summer is especially slow this year. I seem to spend much of my time hooking on my own at the Meat Market. Of course there are others who walk in from time to time and I frequently have company, but still it feels lonely.

It's waiting till the vacation season is over. Until then it's patience, patience, patience and grabbing that one opportunity that comes. The few men who aren't out there with the wife and kids, the ones who are back already, or the occasional return business: a happy guy who remembers me and comes back for another 15 to 60 minutes of entertainment.

Summer is slow.

Pro Tip 4: Tsai: Give them pussy

Or: become a cat!

Why? Because there are idiots out there that think they can trick a professional sex worker into having unpaid sex with them.

"I will pay after..."
"That is okay, honey..."

Next, you just start giving them a blowjob. Just when they think it's getting fun, you change into your furry humanoid cat avatar. (A fat man will do the trick as well) Trust me. They won't be back...

Pro tip 3: Christina: Get paid first

"First you get paid, then you get laid"

"It sounds blonde, every girl who has done this job knows this advice, " Christina said, "But you don't want to know how often it is overlooked. Not by me. I always get paid up front. After that they can stick it in my rear for all I care."

She mentioned this story of a man walking around in our street trying to trick all the girls: "He told them he would pay afterwards. He would not leave. Any sex worker who believes that is an idiot."

She also menioned this man actually had someone else pay a hooker for him the other day. "It is like those films in which the dad pays for his son, " she said, "I would do his dad first."

Who is a bimbo?

It all began, like so many things these days, with Mel and Meli bickering.

Mel says Meli is a bimbo #Second Life https://t.co/qDPjIJAHpg pic.twitter.com/PEr7ui7bHP

— Tsai Cheng (@TsaiChengxxx) May 28, 2017

The matter at hand was Mel calling Meli a bimbo. There wasn't much of an argument on this, actually, as Meli confessed she aspired to be a bimbo. Given her blonde hair and pink dress, this sounded reasonable to me.

Elvira says they call her a bimbo all the time #SecondLife https://t.co/qDPjIJAHpg pic.twitter.com/KhJdQQlNlB

— Tsai Cheng (@TsaiChengxxx) May 28, 2017

Then we heard a sound from Elvira's house: "Is anyone calling me?" After some debate between me, Mel and Meli, whether Elvira would qualify as bimbo or not, she emerged. She said people call her a bimbo all the time.
She was blonde... And she loved cock, there was a reason they called her 'the vacuum cleaner, right? But has she always been blonde? Not as far as I knew.

  "I dyed my hair blonde."

Well, that explained it.

Bojana is not a bimbo, we agree. She is a frog #SecondLife https://t.co/qDPjIJAHpg pic.twitter.com/2NtKSVyMkg

— Tsai Cheng (@TsaiChengxxx) May 28, 2017

Bo came in. It was quickly agreed upon she was not a bimbo. "She is a frog," Mel said. Bojana confirmed it herself, she was not a bimbo. She was obviously too smart and too cultured for that. And too French, I suppose.

So only the blonde ones can be bimbos, except for Bo. #secondlife pic.twitter.com/KqD7oms2kK

— Tsai Cheng (@TsaiChengxxx) May 28, 2017

All this time there was a girl called Scruffy listening to us. When I asked her whether she considered herself a bimbo, she mentioned she wasn't a working girl, but she expoored Second Life and thought everyone had a story to tell. I doubted that would be a criterion, but she didn't dress too sexy and she had dark hairs. So, like Mel and I, she would not be a bimbo. They told me I am an 'exotic', btw.

Christina, in the middle, is a bimbo, we agree. #SecondLife pic.twitter.com/WrKUtniYof

— Tsai Cheng (@TsaiChengxxx) May 28, 2017

When Christina joined our conversation the verdict was quick. I asked Bojana:

  "Is she a bimbo?"
  "Yes."

That should have been 'oui', of course, but I got the idea.
 
 

Checking them out

When we are in the streets together, we sometimes talk about the men that walk by. Sometimes we still do when they're around.

Typically, when the men walk around naked and show off their dicks, that doesn't impress us. It gets us to laugh, maybe. It also raises questions as to whether they show them to compensate for their lack of wallet content.
This morning Blixa and I ran into a man who was clearly trying every girl in the street for her prices. Things like that go around fast. After he had asked both me and Blixa for a bottom price we suggested together that he might like a threesome. After all, not all men who try to go cheap are really that broke or poor ...
The prospect of a threesome got his attention. Unfortunately for him, paying two whores didn't seem possible. Too bad, he could have put that cock of him to use.

A street whore and her tattoos: Brandi

Today I chatted with my colleague Brandi, who calls herself a 'part-time street whore'. I am not sure what full-time would mean, but she uses the word 'part-time' as a way to explain that a person can't just do one thing all the time without it going stale on her. We all need our hobbies.

I asked her about her tattoos. Many of us carry at least one tatttoo. My regular readers will know my dragon (in different versions throughout the years) pretty well by now. Brandi read me hers:

"Fortune favors the bold"

(I use the American spelling here, as that's the way her tattoo spells it) is the translation of a Latin proverb, which exists in several forms with slightly different wording, where Fortuna is the goddess of luck, such as

• audentes Fortuna iuvat (literally: "fortune favors the bold")
• audentes Fortuna adiuvat ("Fortune comes to the aid of those daring")
• Fortuna audaces iuvat (from the adjective audax, audacis, from the verb audeo), literally: "Fortune helps the bold".

These Proverbs in turn descended from Fortes fortuna adiuvat. (literally: "fortune favours the strong") used in Terence's comedy play Phormio, line 203. It was cited by Cicero in the 1st century BCE as a vetus proverbium ("an old proverb")
You will realise I found all of this information on Wikipedia. Where would I be without them? On the streets probably, ohh wait ...

The other one you is a well-known quote, of which the origin is hard to find. The quote is often attributed to William W. Purkey, but the site Quote Investigator casts doubt on that. I will just say that it's a nice text:

"Dance like no one is watching,

Live like you’ll never be hurt,

Sing like no one is listening,

Live like it’s heaven on earth."

A new street whore in town

There's a new girl in town. She walked up to me and Mel and mentioned that she had been a street whore for 4 hours already. She hadn't found a client yet. We had a little chat with her, trying to explain that she needed patience. Some days we have 4 clients in an hour, we explained, sometimes we go for 4 weeks without business. A prospective customer walked in on us.

Mel: "Melanie Tuxing smiles to [Name Hidden]."
[NH]: "Well well good day."
Mel: "You lookin' for a good time, [Name Hidden]?"
[NH]: "Always."
Meanwhile I was still rambling on from our chat with the new girl:
"I can wait here for a week ... a month ... and turn down the whole lot if I wish. I don't care."
New Girl: "Yah its always a good day when we are doing nothing."
Melanie Tuxing: "How about now, [Name Hidden]?"
[Name Hidden]: "What are my options?"
New Girl: "Why don't you have a 3some?"
[Name Hidden]: "We can have an orgy."
Me: "Threesomes, foursomes, rape, murder, watersports, ... "

The man groped my boobs, which came a bit as a surprise still, even though I have this tool attached that gives out my ratecards when groped and I do carry a hovertext that encourages men to grope.

Me: "I've done it all ... "
Melanie Tuxing: "We've done it all, except [New Girl]. She's a virgin."
Me: "That's one thing I can't top."
Melanie smiled.
Me: "Mel and i have done it all, furries, dragons and werewolves included,small cocks, big cocks, rabbits, wolves, dogs, horses, men, women. colleagues,angels, demons, otters, photographers, models, directors, stage hands, actors, CEO's, builders, plumbers, murderers, rapists, pimps, musicians, DJ's, bankers ... "

I recalled I hadn't been hired by Second Life-founder Philip Linden, now not in-world anymore, though there is a Philip Rosedale in Second Life, but by now the man had walked off with Mel, into Bordello Alley, where he bent her over the spindle and pushed up her skirt.

Think of the money

Tsai Cheng: hi rachael
Tsai Cheng: i got a nasty request again... lol.. somehow the dirty jobs i get to do lately don t feel like the dirty jobs i'd choose
Rachael Ezvalt: think of the money
Tsai Cheng: hmmm
Tsai Cheng: i remembered that
Tsai Cheng: i may blog about it
Rachael Ezvalt: well think harder lol
Tsai Cheng: hehehe
Rachael Ezvalt: yes and take pics
Tsai Cheng: may i quote you on that?
Tsai Cheng: oh lol
Tsai Cheng: why pics

Rachael shows her new dress...



Tsai Cheng: ohhhhh
Tsai Cheng: so cute
Rachael Ezvalt: it has moving stars
Whore XXX: Ready for dancing Rach
Rachael Ezvalt: hmm well yes thats it, where do I wear it?
Rachael Ezvalt: Franks I suppose
Whore XXX: Been in Franks... can't remember
Whore XXX: I was drunk... back then
Rachael Ezvalt: you were probably drunk
Rachael Ezvalt: ha ha snap
Whore XXX: Rach... I'm always drunk... I'm an alcoholic
Rachael Ezvalt: seriously tina?
Whore XXX: Yea
Tsai Cheng: what's franks?
Rachael Ezvalt: in which case I apolagise Tina
Tsai Cheng: that's franks jazz club?
Rachael Ezvalt: Franks is a posh nightclub Tsai
Tsai Cheng: i think i ve been there
Tsai Cheng: yes, i even won a contest there
Tsai Cheng: can't openly whore there though
Tsai Cheng: such a pity :P
Rachael Ezvalt: actually there IS some there but undercover
Tsai Cheng: hmmm
Tsai Cheng: it's a good place you mean?
Tsai Cheng: just like some shops where men go 'to buy stuff for their girlfriend'?
Rachael Ezvalt: well erm... not too sure how they operate to be truthful
Tsai Cheng: well i like this actually
Tsai Cheng: maybe it s naughty to say
Tsai Cheng: but neglected husbands and bf's are amongst my favourites
Rachael Ezvalt: I'll eat anybody
Tsai Cheng: hmm true
Tsai Cheng: i d do the wife as well
Tsai Cheng: or his dad
Rachael Ezvalt: and the dog
Tsai Cheng: the dog's flees
Tsai Cheng: and i'll pee on the cat if they ask me
Rachael Ezvalt: ah just pee on it anyway
Tsai Cheng: you just have to go with the flow and think of the money

The master likes my boobs

My colleague approached me in IM and chatted me up for a few minutes. I forgot what it was about, whoring stuff probably. I asked her about the guy she was obviously talking to, he had just come in and was standing next to her.

"No he is not a client, he's my master."

Aha, I should have noticed the chain that was attached to her of course, silly me. A few minutes after this conversation she walked off, in the direction of one of the whore's apartments that can be rented in this region. The master staid behind for a little while and he clicked on my boobs (I have this tool, it invites people to click on my boobs to get escorting information). He clicked again.

"I like your boobs," he said.
"Thank you."

Next he walked off, towards his slave. I remember I thought it funny that the apartment was rented by the slave and the master was her guest there...

The street whores christmas tree is back!

I got a notice that the christmas tree was backk in the square, so I had a look. Properly dressed for the occasion of course. Next to the tree I found Elvira, who decided that it still needed some work.

When I heard the word 'work' I naturally backed off a little, but it didn't stop me from blogging about the thing. While I made a couple of pictures, Elvira changed the colour of the tree, added some light and even some green stuff and look: it was just like the real thing now!

Our preparations for 'the most wonderful time of the year' (enter Coca Cola commercials and advertising for all the other garbage we don't need) was brutally disturbed by Bojana though, who just returned from a client. She was wearing a fake fur coat and, when we reminded her of her humble social status, she even proceeded to open some champagne.

"It's obviously fake, Tesco bubbly," Elvira said. That got us all back to earth.

For those who wonder what kind of presents he can find under the tree: there will be a 'lucky dip' soon. The name says it all... You can win a free ride with one of the girls that submitted their names for it. I'll be one of them.

A regular street whore's work day

From my front door I walk down the road, to the square. It's as exciting as that. Some men may like to watch though, so I make sure I walk slowly and my hips swing a little more than average.

And yes, there he is: the potential client. Only, he is AFK. Away From Keyboard, as we say it. They don't need sex like that. Well maybe they do, but then they'll have to wake up their wives.

But that is it really. Walking around, standing, sitting, leaning against street lanterns. It is what we do. We have to be on our feet and see what happens around us. To hook up the right one.

In the meantime we chat a bit, walk around some more or we just simply get incredibly bored hanging around against a wall or street lantern.

That is how exciting our work really is. Oh yes, sometimes we have sex, a few times a day or so. Not more. It can even be fun. It can be.

A party for mythical creatures

Yesterday evening we had a party in the series 'Suzies Monthlies' again. This time we were all to be dressed up as fantasy/mythological creatures. Not a hard task in Second Life!
There was an abundance of beautiful outfits because of this. Unfortunately I crashed twice during the party. I guess going dressed up as a mermaid to the town square didn't make sense after all.

Naturally I brought my own 'mythical creatures with me to the party. Maybe baring them got the thing a bit overheated, as I crashed out a third time. This time I decided to simply stay offline.

My favourite outfit - Themed party

So, a little advertising for a party tonight at my 'workplace'. It's in the series 'Suzies Monthlies' and this time the theme is 'My favourite outfit'. I will not be joining the party this time, unfortunately, but you'll have a chance to try out any of the other whores and get them out of their favourite outfit before the show is over....

Advertising my boobs

Apparently there are stickers with information of girls on the street lantern here. I also see graffiti: dirty messages with phone numbers. It is one of the charms of the furniture here. It all looks a little gritty and dirty.

And how do I advertise? Well, I use this tool. Two tools actually. I have an attachment that enables Johns to click my boobies. Then they will get a link to this site, or if they choose so, a notecard with information on my escorting services. I bought it a few years ago and a friend adjusted it a little to my own preferences.

Men seem to like it. Some of the girls who work here too..

Mud wrestling contest

Coming saturday at 9AM SL time my friend Stephanie is hosting a mud wrestling contest at Streetwhores - Town Square: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wirtz/136/83/55

This is not only your chance of participating in this classic SL sport, but also an excellent opportunity to see us all as dirty as we can get! So join in in the fun!

10 to 12 years of combined whoring experience

Chez, Stephanie and Tsai, 12 years of combined whoring experience

I am back from a little break and the day starts good: a quickie to get me started. Back in the streets I find my old friends Chez and Stephanie. They tell me that during my absence a girl got herself banned from the streets at Wirtz. Apparently she was a one-person army, with a bunch of whoring alts. The times I spoke with the banned girl, I got the impression she was a nice person. But well.. I suppose it makes sense not to have everyone around in duplicates. It's not nice towards the men.

And it's so nice to be out here with them: 12 years of combined whoring experience. We can squeeze cum out of a lead pipe. Much of this time was spent on the streets in this little piece of town. The three of us know the place and our jobs so well.

A great start of the day. Thank you girls.