Street whores, fish and chips

Every now and then a girl decides that she's through with whoring and she needs to enter another line of work. Maybe she became too old for it, or she grew tired of her clients, her colleagues or the annoying wannabe-pimps that hang out in our streets. Whatever the reason, she decides it's been enough and she starts something new.

That seemed to be the case with my friend Stephanie: she showed up today with a Fish and Chips cart. Everybody was kind of amazed by it. Of course we all knew she likes fish, she hardly talks about anything else. But we never would have guessed she wanted to sell it herself.

She looked very happy in her little shop, judging from the photo's and the hookers soon gathered around the cart, ordering their greasy snacks. The English girls wanted to have salt and vinegar with it, ugh.

It didn't take long before the first hooker dropped to the floor: Suzi, the founder of Street Whores - Town Square and one of the owners. We immediately suspected that it must have been the fish. It must have gone off. A few questions ar Stephanie's learned us that she had taken the fish from a cupboard of Suzi's. It must have been lying there for a while already.

We all dispersed, hoping that the food and health authorities would dare to venture into our street soon, to close down the mobile fish shop. Steph's probably better at selling other wares...